| Werner Thomas' Accordion | |
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Origin |
Werner Thomas |
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Type |
Accordion |
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Effects |
Plays "The Funky Chicken", forcing listeners to dance endlessly |
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Downsides |
Dancers will turn into giant chickens after one hour of dancing |
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Activation |
Squeezing the accordion |
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Collected by |
Artie Nielsen |
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Section |
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Aisle |
771204-2434 |
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Shelf |
240446-3143-484 |
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Date of Collection |
September 16, 1992 |
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Origin[]
Werner Thomas was the writer of the popular song, "The Funky Chicken". The song has delighted and irritated wedding guests and roller discos for decades.
Usage[]
When squeezed, the accordion will continuously play "The Funky Chicken", forcing everyone who listens to dance the accompanying dance. Those that listen for one hour will become giant anthropomorphic chickens.
Collection[]
Artie collected this from a wedding reception gone wrong. Luckily he was able to neutralize the artifact, changing all the wedding guests back to humans.