A list of rules for the new Warehouse Agent
In-Character Rules
These rules apply to the Warehouse used in this wiki
- New agents should not be left unsupervised in the Warehouse! EVER!
- Just because it was a one-time thing, does not mean it won't happen again!
- The Dark Vault is so secured for a reason, it is not a place to hide from work.
- Don't lick the tesla coil. Yes, it tickles when you do it to a static ball, this is bigger.
- Speaking of which, static balls are not fun to touch. You will wind up with your hair on fire. If you're lucky.
- Teslas are NOT toys.
- Artifacts are NOT toys. Even the ones that technically are.
- Avoid disturbing Aden while he meditates. On the rare occasion he does bother to notice you, you might regret it, especially if he's been stressed.
- The Warehouse office computers are not to be used recreationally, buy your own laptop.
- We are a SECRET organisation, try and be as subtle as possible on the field
- When in doubt, mushrooms did it.
- Or in some cases, global warming. Blame Al Gore.
- Or sunspots.
- Felix's workshop is not to be entered without permission and an escort, you may die or be rendered sterile.
- Stay out of Artie's bedroom.
- Return any books you check out from the library, or Mr. Kipling will make sure to get it back.
- Be sure to check if said book is not an artifact before removing it from the shelf. There is a list in Mr. Kipling's office
- Doing inventory is an order, not a choice.
- If you see an artifact or something you don't identify roaming the Warehouse, do not engage. Cowards live to run another day.
- Yes, the Umbilicus is rigged with explosives. You do not need to test this.
- Seriously, don't hit them.
- Experimenting with artifacts is dangerous! Always have a large amount of Neutralizer and a senior agent present.
- When considering using an artifact, ALWAYS have permission and ALWAYS be aware of the downside! If you feel the downside is about to activate, stop using the artifact and deactivate or neutralize it ASAP.
- If a Regent or the Caretaker is present, be on your best behavior. They can ensure you are NEVER found if you get fired!
- Bursting into a senior Agent's (Admin's) office is only permissible in an emergency.
- If you notice that an artifact is out of place or is missing entirely, call security IMMEDIATELY!
- Always make sure the person entering with you is another agent. We don't want another Nick Incident...
- If it turns out to be someone like Nick, incapacitate and Bronze the person ASAP for later questioning.
- If it turns out to be someone like Paracelsus, Keep the person away from the stacks, and trap them in the suspension chamber.
- Artifacts in the Eros section are not to be used for your own love life. Get a date the old fashioned way, ask someone.
- No, Valentines Day is NOT an exception!
Editing Rules
- Any Section creation must be debated among Admins after submitting a proposal to one of said Admins.
- Breaking any rules set in a roleplay results in a temporary ban
- No spam pages
- Please try to be consistent when creating artifact or agent pages.
- When a user asks someone else to stop doing something, such as insulting their parents, stop. Continuing afterward is considered harassment, which is grounds for banning.
- Always log-in before you edit pages or create artifacts.
- Always check to see if you're logged in, even if you have the settings to keep you that way!
- No secondary Warehouses. Halfway points where Artifacts are stored temporarily before being picked up are okay.