Toilet Paper Roll


Creator: Unknown / User: Michigan teenagers


Toilet Paper Roll


Endless supply of paper that will wrap around anything the user wants


Sometimes wraps things by itself


Always active

Collected by

Warehouse 13







Date of Collection

October 31, 1978


Origins[edit | edit source]

In 1978 a group of teenagers terrorized a small town in Michigan by entire neighborhoods a night, for weeks on end. When the teens were finally caught (thanks to one of the kids tripping and landing inside a backyard pool, causing a large ruckus that alerted the homeowners), police were surprised to find out that between the five kids, there was only one roll of toilet paper among them.

Collection[edit | edit source]

Warehouse Agents apprehended the roll when the evidence locker maintenance crew was found bound from head to toe in bath tissue the night after the toilet paper was taken from the kids as evidence. They testified (rather insanely in the eyes of those who didn't know better) that the paper came out of nowhere and attacked them.

Effects[edit | edit source]

An odd artifact, but extremely effective. The roll has an endless supply of paper, which will cover anything in the stuff at the command of its holder or on the whim of the roll itself. Since its collection, it was not uncommon for Agents to use it to wrap themselves in paper, hide in a conveniently placed crate, and scare the crap out of anyone who happened upon them. Just make sure it doesn't wrap too tightly.

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