Skeleton Key

Skeleton Key

"Dem bones."
Origin	Unknown
Type	Skeleton Key
Effects	Lets the user open any closet door and access its secrets
Downsides	User loses their skeleton
Activation	Inserting in a closet door then leaving
Collected by	Steve Jinks
Section	Aradia-027T
Aisle	TBA
Shelf	TBA
Date of Collection	May 15, 2014
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This intricately forged key, in something that threw Warehouse Agents for a loop, can open any door - as long as that door is a closet door. Once the door is open, any person who steps inside has access to the answers of any secrets they wish to know about. Unfortunately, the key requires that the user shares its ultimate secret with the closet - namely, their skeleton - when they leave the room.

The door to the closet can remain open during this process, however, so information can be relayed to those outside of the door, and no matter how many people are brought into the closet, the key only requires one skeleton, so theoretically one can avoid losing their calcium-enriched structural supports when using this key (as one particularly insane owner of the key proved). But someone is losing some bones, that is certain.

Creature Artifacts
Vampiric	Bela Lugosi's Cape • Richard Chase's Steak Knife • Blade’s Katana • Max Schreck's Fake Teeth • John William Polidori's Bookcase • Varney the Vampire • Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson's '58 Ford Thunderbird • Peter Kurten's Skeleton Key
Canid	Peter Stumpp's Wolf Skin • Rathwire Hillfort Stone • The Hound of the Baskervilles • Sergei Prokofiev's Chess Board • Lycaon of Arcadia's Ladle • Silver Bullet • Dog Leash From the Woolworth Riots • Marie Guichon's Red Hood
Draconic	The Dragon's Pearl • Pickled Dragon • Bell from Dojo-Ji • Dragon-Fire Locket • Bronze Dragon Token • Night Fury Scale • Teapot of Kuraokami
Behemoth	Boris Karloff's Frankenstein Costume • Old Mose • Wax Crocodile • Wendigo Mask • Original Papyrus "Tale of the Doomed Prince" • Bull Summoning China Cabinet • Draugr Helmet • Fighting Bob • Slender Suit
Swarm	12th St. Street Sign and Rubble from the Algiers Motel • Wilton Ivie's Notebook • African Witch Doctor's Staff • Bronze Locust • Spider Dotaku • School of Salmon • Charles B. McVay III's Life Jacket • Shirley Jackson's Jewelry Box • Tithonus' Lyre
Parasitic	Star Jelly • Ambrose Bierce's Skull • John Doubleday's Clay Vase • Rosemary's Baby Carriage • The Troll Glass • Yi Sam-Pyeong's Clay Vase • Babylonian Battery • The Haunting of Hill House • Edward Mordake's Second Face
Doppelganger	Johann Blumhardt's Rosary • Percy Bysshe Shelley's Note to his Wife • Khasekhemwy’s Scepter • Personality Balancing Ring • Romulus and Remus' Shepard Staff • Eustache Dauger's Iron Mask • Louis the XIV's Scepter • Franz Kafka's Blanket • Marionette Doll • Carl Jung's Lamp • Tomas de Torquemada's Torch • Victorian Advent Calendar
Revenant	Crown of Minos • Old Bone • George Romero's Flashlight • George Romero's Camera • Anne Greene's Noose • Dancing Skeleton • Skeleton Key • Richard Wagner's Ring • Dana Scully's Cross Necklace • Baron Samedi's Top Hat • William Seabrook's Cookpot • Frank West's Camera • Namtar Vase • Bran the Blessed's Cauldron • Ed Gein's Shovel • Marie Laveau's Voodoo Doll • Marjorie McCall's Gold Ring • Michael Jackson's Red and Black Jacket
Demonic	Pan Twardowski's Mirror • Anton LeVey's Bible • Boston Pope Night Carts • The Dueling Fiddles • Theophilus of Adana's Contract Seal • Sock Sowachowski's Hat • James Hutton's Overcoat • Emanuel Swedenborg's Scissor-Glasses • Katie’s Security Camera
Simulacrum	Azletar • The Original Stymphalian Birds • Caucasian Eagle Automaton • The Hounds of Alcinous • Laelaps • W.D.o.R. Security card • The Japanese Nightingale • George Melies' Mechanical Fairy • Cybermen Outfits • Five Nights at Freddy's Animatronics • Bound and Stuffed Doll • Annabelle Doll • Chucky Doll • The Masakichi Statue • Homunculi
Cryptozoological	Carnal Affection Spores • Man-Eating Trees • Metaphysical Artifact Entity • Will-O'-the-Wisp • Eternal Serpent
Miscellaneous	Mary Shelley's Box Desk • The Dark Crystal • Harry Wheatcroft’s Rose • ''Cabin in the Woods'' Monster Whiteboard • Maruyama Ōkyo's Paintbrush • Preserved Head of Medusa • Book of Imaginary Beings • Kappa Shell • Viktor Oliva's "Absinthe Drinker" • Sulfuric Rock from the St. Pierre Snake Invasion • The Lion man of the Hohlenstein Stadel • Todd McFarlane's Pen • Dalek Costumes • Linda's IrisPhone • Pickens County Courthouse Window • The Heart of Frankenstein's Monster • Apophis Statuette • Charles Fort’s Newspaper Clippings • Fox Mulder's 'I Want To Believe' Poster