Shrinking Toddler Sweater




Sweater for small children


Shrinks to smaller sizes


Will never fit anything


Trying to place on someone/something

Collected by

Artie Nielsen



Date of Collection

December 29th, 2001


Origin[edit | edit source]

From ages 0-2 years old, human children experience their greatest rate of growth in their lifetime. The second fastest growth rate occurs during adolescence. It is notoriously hard to find clothing for infants that fits, as they grow out of it very quickly.

Effects[edit | edit source]

Whenever someone tries to place the sweater on their infant the sweater will shrink, becoming a smaller size. He/she will be unable to place it on the child's body. When the parent gives up the sweater will return to its normal size. It will never fit anything, no matter how hard the user tries.

Collection[edit | edit source]

Collected by Artie after a small ping brought up from an infant clothing store commercial. When asked why he bothered to collect such a silly artifact, he just shrugged and said, "You never know."

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