Never-Ending Tissue Box | |
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Origin |
Unknown Hypochondriac |
Type |
Tissue Box |
Effects |
Contains a never-ending supply of tissues |
Downsides |
User will become a hypochondriac |
Activation |
Using a tissue |
Collected by |
Myka Bering and Pete Latimer |
Section |
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Aisle |
01984-5782-824 |
Shelf |
83823-9472-014 |
Date of Collection |
November 20th, 2014 |
[Source] |
Origin[]
Based upon the side-effect of this artifact, it is speculated that it came from a hypochondriac, which is someone who is abnormally anxious about their health, or is convinced that they are sick.
Usage[]
The tissue box contains a never ending supply of plushy soft, aloe infused tissues. Unfortunately whomever uses the tissues will become a hypochondriac, convinced that are or will become sick.
Collection[]
This was one of several items recovered from a sting operation wherein the agents of the Warehouse caught a small-time smuggler attempting to auction off artifacts.