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Mean Coach Whistle
Whistle

Origin

Unknown, presumed coach

Type

Whistle

Effects

Wearer becomes immensely aggressive in attempts to engage others in physical activities and exercise, as well as have a tendency to call others rude and derogatory names. When blown, those who hear it will suffer from increasing fatigue until they collapse, but exercise brought on by whistle have good results

Activation

Wearing, Blowing

Collected by

Arthur Neilson

Section

Academia Avenue

Aisle

Sullivan-W966

Shelf

23524-9068-919

Date of Collection

March 16, 2001

[Source]


OriginEdit

The precise origin of this artifact is unknown, but it is presumed to be an overly aggressive gym coach.

EffectsEdit

When worn, the wearer will become very aggressive in their attempts to engage other people in physical activities. They will also have a great tendency to use derogatory names when addressing others, regardless of whether they previously liked them or not.

When blown, those who hear the whistle, sans the wearer, will suffer increasing fatigue every time the whistle is blown. However, they will be compelled to continue the physical exertions until they collapse from exhaustion.

CollectionEdit

Collected by Arthur Nielson in 2001 from [REDACTED] elementary school, along with a cache of other artifacts.

NotesEdit

Although victims suffer fatigue, it should be noted that practicing the exercises that the wearer enforces actually yield positive results. List of insults and phrases (ongoing): Maggot (seems to be the most common), cupcake, pansy, "You gonna cry to mommy" and variations, as well as insults and names specific to individuals.

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