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MC Hammer's Parachute Pants
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"Hammer Time!"

Origin

MC Hammer

Type

Parachute Pants

Effects

Grants the wearer temporary fame and fortune

Downsides

Comes with an equal yet opposite backlash of unpopularity and poverty

Activation

Wearing and saying "Can't Touch This".

Collected by

Artie Nielsen

Section

Homobonus-MT8

Aisle

691-2245

Shelf

1597-9112-6188

Date of Collection

February 30th, 1993

[Source]


OriginEdit

MC Hammer dominated the charts with his hip-hop single "Can't Touch This". His signature parachute pants and Hammer dance were everywhere in the early 90's. However, due to poor investments and a rapid decline in popularity due to overexposure, MC Hammer lost everything, losing his house and declaring bankruptcy.

UsageEdit

When the user wears the pants and says the phrase, "Can't Touch This", the wearer will be blessed with temporary fame and fortune beyond his/her wildest dreams. However, the effect comes with a downside. Shortly after the wearer has reached the pinnacle of popularity, the effect will reverse, causing instant unpopularity and poverty.

CollectionEdit

Artie bought the pants from an auction MC Hammer held at his estate to gather enough money for his doomed TV career.

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