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Lunchlady Hairnet
Hairnet

Origin

Unknown (presumed a teacher or student)

Type

Hairnet

Effects

Wearer will only be able to cook awful foods. Wearer will have a strong compulsion to prepare meatloaf or "surprise" meals.

Downsides

Effects

Activation

Wearing

Collected by

Arthur Nielson

Section

Academia Avenue

Aisle

Sullivan-W966

Shelf

23524-9069-003

Date of Collection

March 16, 2001

[Source]


OriginEdit

The precise origin of these artifacts are unknown, but it is presumed to be an unfortunately talentless lunch lady.

EffectsEdit

When worn, the wearer of this hairnet will be unable to prepare any decent food, no matter any previous talent. If a recipe is followed, the hairnet will manipulate probability to eventually ruin the meal.

CollectionEdit

Collected by Arthur Nielson in 2001 from [REDACTED] elementary school, along with a cache of other artifacts.

NotesEdit

If the wearer actively tries to ruin the food they prepare, the hairnet will not use its effect. If proper, meticulous measures are taken, it is possible for a decent meal to be prepared while the artifact is worn, with little or no mistakes. Despite its effects, the hairnet does an admirable job at keeping food clean. "It should be stated that under NO circumstances should a wearer be allowed to prepare a "Surprise" meal. EVER! Rumor has it there are still a few crawling around the Warehouse."

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