| The Kitchen Sink | |
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| Everything but.... | |
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Origin |
Unknown |
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Type |
Kitchen Sink |
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Effects |
Random teleportation |
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Downsides |
Temperamental |
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Activation |
Always |
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Collected by |
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Section |
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Date of Collection |
2000 |
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Origin[]
Was discovered when a stingy man attempted to move out of his house by taking everything that wasn't nailed down. When removing the Sink and putting it in the moving truck it vanished and reappeared in the backyard. The man was able to take everything but the kitchen sink.
Effects[]
Random placement/teleportation.
Collection[]
The sink is temperamental, not wanting to be moved with other objects. It took agents several attempts to bring it back to the Warehouse, agents discovered that they could move it when alone. It took an extra large moving truck to relocate it without it jumping around. Originally placed in the Household Aisle it wasn’t long before the teleporting started up. The sink had no set path as it teleported throughout the Warehouse landing in such various locations as the Art Gallery, The Hoax Foyer and The Disney Vault. Finally an agent remembered the saying, ‘Everything but the Kitchen Sink’ and they placed it in the Metaphorical Section. The sink seemed to calm down until more artifacts were placed in the section. Once an artifact got too close it would start jumping again. Finally agents were able to hold it down using the artifact Category Five Chains. Keeping all other artifacts at least ten feet away from the artifact helps as well. The sink will sometimes rise and attempt to teleport against the chains however the chains don't allow it to move and instead just jerks the sink before it settles,