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Kelis' Milkshake
Kelis milkshake

Origin

Kelis

Type

Glass cup containing strawberry milkshake that automatically refills itself

Effects

Summons all men to user and his/her yard or place of residence

Downsides

They will pick the user over their girlfriends or spouses

Activation

Drinking the milkshake

Collected by

Pete Latimer and Myka Bering

Section

Food-888

Date of Collection

June 19th, 2015

[Source]


OriginEdit

"Milkshake" is the name of a song sung by RB Artist Kelis. It was nominated for a Grammy and is and international hit.

EffectsEdit

When the user drinks the milkshake, even the tiniest sip, men will flock to the user, or the user's home. Those that are already in a relationship will break up. If asked why they will reply, "It's better than yours". After the milkshake has been depleted and cleaned the glass will refill itself.

CollectionEdit

Collected by Pete and Myka from the diner where the video took place. Pete was the initial discoverer, accidentally activating it. Despite the fact that Myka nearly suffocated from laughing, the artifact had to be neutralized quickly to prevent a Warehouse security breach.

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