| Joseph Porzuczek's Deli Meat Slicer | |
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Origin |
Joseph Porzuczek |
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Type |
Meat Slicer |
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Effects |
Objects become processed meats |
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Downsides |
Can turn user(s) into lunch meat |
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Activation |
Touch |
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Collected by |
Warehouse 13 |
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Section |
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Aisle |
389899-6740 |
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Shelf |
445677-3678-518 |
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Date of Collection |
March 29, 2015 |
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Origin[]
Joseph Porzuczek was a Philadelphia grocer and butcher whose son Robert became an actor and comedian.
Effects[]
The deli meat slicer emits a wave that molecularly alters objects into meat products of all types. If one is not careful, it may remake the user's composition into that of deli meats.