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Joseph Porzuczek's Deli Meat Slicer
Meat slicer

Origin

Joseph Porzuczek

Type

Meat Slicer

Effects

Objects become processed meats

Downsides

Can turn user(s) into lunch meat

Activation

Touch

Collected by

Warehouse 13

Section

Food-888A

Aisle

389899-6740

Shelf

445677-3678-518

Date of Collection

March 29, 2015

[Source]


OriginEdit

Joseph Porzuczek was a Philadelphia grocer and butcher whose son Robert became an actor and comedian.

EffectsEdit

The deli meat slicer emits a wave that molecularly alters objects into meat products of all types. If one is not careful, it may remake the user's composition into that of deli meats.

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