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John H. Kellogg's Corn Flakes
Kellogs

Origin

John H. Kellogg

Type

Corn Flakes Cereal

Effects

Decreases consumer’s sex drive

Downsides

Causes an upset stomach

Activation

Eating

Collected by

Warehouse 13

Section

Food-888A

Aisle

281352-5839

Shelf

38055-2168-941

Date of Collection

November 14, 1917

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OriginEdit

John H. Kellogg was a doctor running a holistic sanatorium that would fill patients with several galloons of water or yogurt to promote healthy intestinal movement. However, he is better remembered for the invention of the breakfast cereal “Corn Flakes”. He was a staunch advocate of sexual abstinence, hoping that his plain cereal would help stop what he considered acts of “self-abuse”.

EffectsEdit

15 boxes. Taking one spoonful (with or without milk) will drastically decrease the consumer’s sex drive for up to 12 hours. Can cause an upset stomach during this period due to the sudden appearance of large amounts of water in their digestive system.

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