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Joan Rivers' Carpet Steamer
Carpet steamer

Origin

Joan Rivers

Type

Carpet Steam-Cleaner

Effects

Dyes carpets red

Downsides

Inhalation of steam influences bluntness

Activation

Plugging in and filling with water

Collected by

Warehouse 13

Section

Thalia-171J

Aisle

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Shelf

-

Date of Collection

14/10/2014

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OriginsEdit

Joan Alexandra Molinsky, known professionally as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host. She was noted for her often controversial comedic persona—heavily self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians.

From the mid-1990s, she became known for her comedic red carpet awards show celebrity interviews. Her style of humor, which often relied on making jokes about her own life and satirizing the lives of celebrities and public figures, was sometimes criticized as insensitive.

EffectsEdit

When filled with water and plugged into a power source, the steam produced will stain any fabric it touches a deep crimson. Direct contact works faster, making its effect more pronounced on carpeting. Inhaling the steam causes a temporary shift in personality, making the affected person tactless and prone to gossipy and snide remarks.

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