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Hole-in-One Golf Club
Golf club

Origin

Unknown

Type

Golf Club

Effects

User always gets a hole-in-one, regardless of the course

Activation

Using

Collected by

Artie Nielsen

Section

Olympia

Aisle

381722-2105

Shelf

941084-8156-927

Date of Collection

September 13, 1988

[Source]


A golf club of unknown origin, collected by Agent Arthur Nielsen from Apollo Beach, Florida in 1988.

EffectsEdit

Anyone who uses the golf club will get a hole-in-one all of the time, regardless of how difficult the course is. If the user is not trying to hit at a hole, the artifact will hit whatever target the user is thinking about.

CollectionEdit

Agent Nielsen collected this artifact from a high school golf team in Apollo Beach, Florida, after one of the students scored an 18 on an 18-hole course at a small competition on a regulation golf course (Par 72), completely blowing away the lowest known recorded record of 55. Things turned against the teen just after Artie snagged the artifact, however, as he was found to be using stimulants, which made his record score suspect. The teen was banned from the sport and called a cheater, as no one believed that he could ever make a score like that, even with stimulants.

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