| Haste-Detecting Traffic Light | |
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Origin |
Rush-hour traffic |
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Type |
Traffic Light |
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Effects |
Turns red to delay those in a hurry |
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Downsides |
May cause massive traffic-jams, summons police to catch those whom ignore it |
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Activation |
Always active |
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Collected by |
Steve Jinx and Myka Bering |
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Section |
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Date of Collection |
November 6th, 2013 |
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Origin[edit | edit source]
Just as the toast always falls butter-side down, traffic lights always stop those in the biggest hurry.
Usage[edit | edit source]
When it detects cars whose passengers are in the biggest rush, this stoplight will turn red, delaying them. It will not turn green again until the person has no chance of being on time. Those that try to run through the red light will be caught and ticketed immediately by the police. It has been known to stop cars for hours to prevent people from making appointments. It seems to take some kind of demented glee in making others late.
Collection[edit | edit source]
Steve and Myka retrieved this light from a four-way intersection after a record breaking number of traffic jams, red-light tickets, and car accidents occurred within a week. The only way to negate the effects of the traffic light is to place the 1965 Pontiac Ambulance Emergency Lights next to it.
