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Haste-Detecting Traffic Light
Stoplight

Origin

Rush-hour traffic

Type

Traffic Light

Effects

Turns red to delay those in a hurry

Downsides

May cause massive traffic-jams, summons police to catch those whom ignore it

Activation

Always active

Collected by

Steve Jinx and Myka Bering

Section

Trap Aisle

Date of Collection

November 6th, 2013

[Source]


OriginEdit

Just as the toast always falls butter-side down, traffic lights always stop those in the biggest hurry.

UsageEdit

When it detects cars whose passengers are in the biggest rush, this stoplight will turn red, delaying them. It will not turn green again until the person has no chance of being on time. Those that try to run through the red light will be caught and ticketed immediately by the police. It has been known to stop cars for hours to prevent people from making appointments. It seems to take some kind of demented glee in making others late.

CollectionEdit

Steve and Myka retrieved this light from a four-way intersection after a record breaking number of traffic jams, red-light tickets, and car accidents occurred within a week. The only way to negate the effects of the traffic light is to place the 1965 Pontiac Ambulance Emergency Lights next to it.

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