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Fran Drescher's Lipstick
Fran Drescher's Lipstick

Origin

Fran Drescher

Type

Lipstick

Effects

Makes user great with children.

Downsides

User develops a nasal voice and thick New York accent.

Activation

Wearing

Collected by

Warehouse 13

Section

Logie-453V

Aisle

Girls-980C

Shelf

33623-3362-236

Date of Collection

December 7, 2004

[Source]


​OriginEdit

Francine Joy "Fran" Drescher (born September 30, 1957) is an American film and television comedian, model, actress, producer, ordained minister, and activist. She is best known for her role as Fran Fine in the hit TV series The Nanny (1993–99), and for her nasal voice and thick New York accent.

EffectsEdit

When worn, the lipstick will instill the user with a great knack for childcare, capable of letting them easily solve familial issues and gain the trust of any child, as well as giving most commonplace events a comedic turn. The wearer will also develop a thick New York accent and high nasal voice, though the latter has been known to be cured by consuming wasabi mustard even if the lipstick is not neutralized.

CollectionEdit

This artifact was collected the day after The Nanny Reunion: A Nosh to Remember aired on December 6, 2004. Agents were sent to collect any artifacts that may have resulted from the show, and after a brief discusson with Drescher, she compliantly gave them the tube of lipstick she had worn on the show that surprisingly never seemed to run out.

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