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First Box of Wheaties
Wheaties box

Origin

General Mills Company

Type

Box of Wheaties Cereal

Effects

Projects a person’s image on to the cover

Downsides

Subject becomes more vain

Activation

Looking at the front

Collected by

Warehouse 13

Section

Olympia-776BC

Aisle

38715-5006

Shelf

284362-5843-925

Date of Collection

March 15, 1988

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OriginEdit

“Wheaties” are a brand of cereal made by General Mills Company since 1924. Over the years, the cereal’s most famous selling point has been the various top tier, prime athletes to grace the front cover. Past athletes have included Lou Gehrig, Jesse Owens, Dale Earnhardt, Peyton Manning and Michael Jordan.

EffectsEdit

When looking at the front of the box you see an illusion of you on the box. The more you look at it the more it corrupts you soul. You became more and more self-centered until your social life is completely destroyed.

Due to its narcissistic nature, it has been shut of by the Food Aisle artifacts, especially Sylvester Graham's Original Graham Crackers and John H. Kellogg's Corn Flakes. It was moved here due to its relation with sports imagery.

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