Elizabeth I's Toilet
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Elizabeth I




Sucks in all nearby matter





Collected by

Warehouse 13





Date of Collection

October 27, 1945


Origin[edit | edit source]

Elizabeth I was Queen of England and Ireland from 17 November 1558 until her death in 1603. Sometimes called The Virgin Queen, Gloriana or Good Queen Bess, the childless Elizabeth was the fifth and last monarch of the Tudor dynasty. Expected to continue the Tudor line, she never married and became reputed for her chastity. Daughter of Henry VIII and Anne Boleyn, she was imprisoned for a year by her sister Mary when she was queen. When she succeeded Mary, Elizabeth established the Protestant Church to gain legitimacy for the religion in England.

Her rule was more moderate than those of her father and siblings. Although excommunicated by the Pope, she enacted no persecution of minorities even under the threats of attack. Under her rule, the Elizabethan Era saw a new flourishing of English literature, exploration and national identity. She was avoidant and unskilled at warfare, barely surviving foreign military campaigns and defeating the Spanish Armada in only a stroke of luck. Many scholars have depicted Elizabeth as inefficient of ruling, as her later reign was marked by political, economic and military problems.

Effects[edit | edit source]

When flushed the toilet acts like a black hole and sucks all matter into the toilet until it stops and fills the bowl. Everything taken in will remain intact and only suffer minor scratches.

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