Edsel Ford Fong's Apron

Edsel Ford Fong's Apron
"Sit down and shut up!"
Origin	Edsel Ford Fong/Sam Wo Restaurant
Type	Apron
Effects	Causes user to become more rude
Downsides	Effect
Activation	Wearing
Collected by	Warehouse 13
Section	Food-888A
Date of Collection	December 5, 1998
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OriginEdit

Edsel Ford Fong (May 6, 1927 – April 1984) was an American restaurant server from San Francisco, California. He was often called the "world's rudest, worst, most insulting waiter" and worked at Sam Wo restaurant.

EffectEdit

When worn, the user will become rude, or ruder than they normally are. The only way to reverse the effect is to employ a kindness artifact, or miraculously beat them at their own game.