Dinner Table & Chairs from Dinner For One

Dinner Table & Chairs from Dinner For One


Origin	Dinner for One
Type	Table and Chairs
Effects	Localized Spirit Projections
Downsides	Libation Indulgence
Activation	Pouring a drink with at least one seat filled
Collected by	Warehouse 13
Section	Holiday Section
Aisle	990490-6579
Shelf	229773-9686-568
Date of Collection	June 12, 1998
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Origin[]

Recorded in 1963, the sketch comedy act “Dinner for One” written by British author Lauri Wylie sometime in the 1920s has become one of the most frequently repeated broadcasts in the history of television. Despite this and being filmed in English, it is almost entirely unknown outside of the non-English speaking European countries, and is played regularly during New Years celebrations in that part of the world.

Starring British comedians Freddie Frinton and May Warden, who originated the roles on stage in 1945, the 18 minute sketch shows that the 90th birthday of Englishwoman Miss Sophie presents the problem of no guests, as she has outlived all her friends, except her steadfast butler James. To cheer her up, James pretends to be each of her four guests while she talks and toasts to them. Sixteen drinks later, James is stupendously drunk and clumsy compared to Miss Sophie’s meager four glasses. Miss Sophie and James then head upstairs, and she reminds him of the upcoming “same procedure as every year”, at which James tries to mask his excitement.

Effects[]

Pouring a drink while at least one person is sitting fills the remaining seats with the spirits of deceased friends. They will appear as the user remembers them best in their mind rather than when last or healthiest seen. Although not resurrected, the spirits appear whole, can interact with objects set upon the table and have some degree of taste. They will rejoice with the user, laughing and toasting to cherished memories and thankful to see each other one last time. Those sitting at the table will find themselves severely drunken, overstuffed and tired, even if they consumed nothing.

Spectral Artifacts
Poltergeist Activity	Christine Skubish's Toy Blocks • El Cerrito Ouija Board • Annabelle Doll • Carmine Galante’s Cigar • Fox Sister's Séance Table • Robert the Doll • Albert Fish's Whip of Nails • John, King of England's Throne • Lalibela Processional Cross • Delphine LaLaurie's Whip • Carrie White's Prom Dress • Aladdin's Lamp • Soviet Launch Code Floppy Disk
Apparitions	Spanish Flag from the Battle of Rocroi • Scorpus' Chariot • Charles B. McVay III's Life Jacket • Air Raid Siren from Pearl Harbor • Soren S. Adams' Jam Jar • Spartacus’ Armor • Sulla's Grass Crown • Dog Leash From the Woolworth Riots • Franz Ferdinand's Jacket • Bull Summoning China Cabinet • Anna Baker's Wedding Dress • Wilton Ivie's Notebook • Patient 16 (Athens Asylum)'s Toy Car • Candle from the Conspirators Camp • Trunk from Bramshill House • Myrtles Plantation's Noose • Fall of Saigon Metal Staircase • E. J. Pennington's Motorcycle Motor • Dinner Table & Chairs from Dinner For One • Alphonse Cahagnet's Magnets • The Arnolfini Mirror • Jar of Greek Funeral Beans • Lazare Ponticelli’s Shoebox • Steam Locomotive from the Burma Railway • Robert Charroux's Metal Detector • Original 'LAND' of the HOLLYWOODLAND Sign • Masquerade Chrysoprase Pendant • Norman Babcock's Hoodie • Yogiraj Bengali's Cobra Basket
Haunting / Curses	Chief Tecumseh's Robes • "The Exorcist" Final Edit • Whodunnit? Kitchen Knife • James Dean's 1955 Prosche 550 Spyder, aka "Little Bastard" • The Basano Vase • The Hope Diamond • William Sianis' Goat Horns • Firewood from the Execution of Jacques De Molay • The Delphi Sapphire • Alchemist's Curse • Laughing Moai • African Ngil Fang Mask • Vogue Theater Projector Lens • Third Step from Bobby Mackey's Music World • Nordic Rune Stone • RonRon's Grave • Axeman of New Orleans' Phonograph • Silverpilen
Possession	Stingy Jack's Turnip Lantern • Niccolo Paganini's Father's Birch Rod • Meshach Browning’s Turkey Quill • Elisha's Mantle • Voodoo Doll from the Haitian Revolution • Mary Todd Lincoln's Gloves
Invisibility	Ian Fleming's Pistol • Amber Spyglass • Linda's IrisPhone • Vincenzo Peruggia's Smock • Theodor Seuss Geisel's Grinch Santa Hat • Invisibility Formulation • Hades' Helm • Michael Fagan's T-Shirt • Grigory Vakulinchuk's Sailor Cap • Bass Reeves' Marshal Badge • Marcel Marceau's White Gloves • Irena Sendlerowa's Dreidel • H.G. Wells' Opera Glasses • Zachary Taylor's Coat Button • Aldrich Ames' Chalk • Henry Every's Parasol • Ring of Gyges • Where's Waldo Misprint • T.E. Lawrence's Thawb Robe • Wooden Fence from Dealey Plaza • Elsie Wright’s Camera • Valeri Polyakov's Blood Pressure Cuff • Epicurus' Molecular Models • George Stokes’ Fluorite • Black Oni Mask • Sergei Korsakoff's Ruble Coin • The Hunt for the Red October • Harry Houdini's Skeleton Key • Teresa of Avila's Cross Necklace • To Kill A Mockingbird • Tina Strobos' Pocket • Paddy Barrie’s Stove and Brushes • Hal Blaine's Drum Stick • Tarnhelm
Intangibility	The Sword in the Stone • General Store from Agloe, New York • Fading Picture Frame • The Great Omani's Handcuffs • Tobias Bamberg's Okito Box • James Hutton's Overcoat • Pete Conrad's Space Boots • Baychimo Ship’s Wheel • Orion P. Howe’s Drum • Ian Fleming's Pistol • Ibn Battuta's Besom • Corrupted Zalgo Computers • Subcomandante Marcos' Balaclava • Ed Walsh's Spitball • Cotton Club Matchbox • Hassan-i Sabbah's Turban
Soul Manipulation	Walter Halloran’s Crucifix • Christina the Astonishing's Thurible • Bound and Stuffed Doll • Yahrzeit Candle Holder • Confucius' Lantern • Sugar Skull • Aristotle's Lyre • Duncan MacDougall’s Scale • Paschal Beverly Randolph's Crystal Ball • Eliphas Levi's Pentagram • Silap Inua Totem • Mirza Ghulam Ahmad's Topi Taqiyah and Charpai • Chimariko Tribe Shaman Drum • Pope Leo XIII's Rosary • Elisabeth Kübler-Ross' Talisman • Kuttamuwa’s Stele • The Western Jin's Hunping Jar • Norbert Wiener's Tape Recorder • Confucius' Lantern • King Solomon's Cattle Spine • Mary of Jesus of Ágreda's Rosary Necklace • Orpheus' Lyre • James Cook's Mahiole and Feather Cloak
Voice Projection	Amanda Palmer's Ukulele • Recording of the Max Headroom Broadcast Intrusion • Klaus Nomi's Bowtie • Duncan Campbell's Lodestone Collection • Vladimir Gavreau's Fan Blade • Mirra Alfassa's Prayer Rug • Marian Anderson's Hair Pins • Cesira Ferrani's Atomizer • Claude Alexander Conlin's Thought Control Turban • Pythia's Tripod • Doña Marina's Robe • Anne Frank's Diary and Ribbon Bookmark • Alexander Graham Bell's Telephone Wire
Miscellaneous	Davenport Brothers' Seance Ropes • The Flying Dutchman • Edward Weston's Lightbulb • Marcel Vogel's Crystal • T.S. Eliot's Food Bowl • Alfred George Hinds' Prison Uniform • Camille Flammarion's Flammarion Engraving
Popular Culture	M.R. James' Glasses • Danny Phantom's Hazmat suit • Original 8mm Film Reel of 'Poltergeist' • Ghostbuster Proton Pack • Katie’s Security Camera

Dinner Table & Chairs from Dinner For One

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