Bear Bryant's Houndstooth Hat
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Origin

Bear Bryant

Type

Houndstooth Hat

Effects

Wearer sees thirty seconds into the future around them

Downsides

Compromised cardiac efficiency

Activation

Wearing

Collected by

Agent Jake Torres

Section

Homobonus-MT8

Aisle

671646-3528

Shelf

95043-2157-815

Date of Collection

04/2005

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Origin[edit | edit source]

Paul William "Bear" Bryant (1913 - 1983) was an American college football coach. He was best known as the longtime head coach of the University of Alabama football team. During his twenty five year tenure as the head coach, he amassed six national championships and thirteen conference championships. Another achievement he held was the record for most wins as a head coach with three hundred and twenty three wins. When asked about his secret, Bear merely touched the rim of his hat and said all he had to do was follow his gut. Which made sense, given his heart became rattled after years of drinking, smoking and cardiac attacks.

Effects[edit | edit source]

Wearer sees thirty seconds into the future around them, which ends up feeling like a sudden flash of insight. Causes miniscule but compounding heart problems for every incident used, even if the user has perfect health.

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