Anthony Salerno's Fedora
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The Never Fitting Fedora

Origin

Anthony "Fat Tony" Salerno

Type

Fedora

Effects

No matter what size, the fedora will never fit on the user's head.

Downsides

The user will want to lose weight in order to fit the fedora but will never fit it. May lead to immense hunger and starvation.

Activation

Attempting to put on the Fedora

Collected by

Out and About List

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Origin[edit | edit source]

Originally owned by the front boss of the Genovese crime family, Anthony Salerno AKA "Fat Tony", his favorite fedora he wore nearly all the time and before his convection in 1986, he cursed this fedora to never be worn by anyone lest they waste away attempting to.

Effects[edit | edit source]

No matter what size, the fedora will never fit on the user's head. The user will want to lose weight in order to fit the fedora but will never fit it. May lead to immense hunger and starvation.

Reported Sightings[edit | edit source]

It has never been collected, although the artifact has been spotted several times over the course of 30 years near New York City and once in 1994 near Springfield, Missouri.

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