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Andy Lambros' Fishing Pole
Andy-lambros
It's O-S-C-A-R

Origin

Oscar Mayer Company/Andy Lambros

Type

Fishing Pole

Effects

Imparts a childlike joy

Downsides

User will gave names to bologna, then spell it

Activation

Touch

Collected by

Warehouse 13

Section

Milton-2R14L5Y

Aisle

453241-4780

Shelf

773548-1993-541

Date of Collection

April 3, 2000

[Source]


OriginEdit

The Oscar Mayer Company is an American meat and cold cut production company, owned by Kraft Heinz. It is known for its hot dogs, bologna, bacon, ham and Lunchables products but originally started as a Midwest sausage selling vendor owned by German immigrant Oscar Mayer.

Oscar Mayer had several advertisements on TV involving young children. A 1974 TV commercial featured four-year-old Andy Lambros holding a fishing rod and sandwich while singing, "My bologna has a first name, it's 'O-S-C-A-R'...".

EffectsEdit

This kiddie fishing pole does exactly what you'd think it does when held, giving the user a childlike innocence and joviality as they are affected. The pole has a benign side effect though: the user will feel the need to name and then subsequently spell out any bologna they come across.

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