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Alchemist's Curse
Alchemy
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Type

Formula for mutating transmutational bacterium

Intended Effect

Transmutes matter unpredictably

Malfunction

Designed to spiral towards societal collapse

Activation

Proximity and attempting to solve formula

Collected by

Uncollectable

Date of Incident

9/25/2007

[Source]


Origin[]

Alchemy has been the goal of many a scientist and mage over the centuries. Mastery of the elements and the power to bend them to the will of man was seen as an abomination by people of god, though this stopped few alchemists from attempting it.

The Alchemist's Curse was devised by a preacher, enraged at the acts of hubris performed by the mages of the world. In a bout of madness and genius, he devised a formulae irresistible to any respectable scholar, but ultimately disastrous to any who attempted to divulge it.

It featured in the second season of Eureka, "All That Glitters..."

Effects[]

This artifact is unique, in that it is entirely memetic. The formulae itself is the artifact, in any written form. When written out, all metals around it become "infected" with a dormant form of artifact energy that acts like a bacteria, spreading through contact. Harmless in its dormant state, the bacteria becomes active once someone observes the formula and tries to solve it.

Any attempts will cause the bacteria to begin transmuting the infected metal into a base gold state. Subsequent attempts to solve the formula cause the bacteria to mutate further, from gold to rust, then to any number of potential forms. Though there is a possibility of the infection mutating into a harmless strain, it seems pre-disposed to becoming strains designed to cause as much devastation to the society as possible.

Once the infected metals become active, the bacteria can be considered an organic compound and may be treated as such. It can be manipulated and altered on an atomic and chemical level, though its nature as an artifact-born entity remains constant. Solving the formula is possible, though almost impossible. Once solved, the artifact becomes inert, though it does not stop bacteria already active.

As any written instance of the formulae becomes an active artifact, each can be neutralized. "Gooing" a copy of the formula will cause it to fizzle and vanish, regardless of the means it was conveyed. Once the fomula vanishes, all infected metals revert to their base form. Because hundreds of potential written formulae can exist at any given time, and more can be activated at a moments notice, the artifact is impossible to contain.

The last instance of the artifact was in the town of Eureka, where it was solved and de-activated for the first time in recorded history. The inert formula was moved to the Warehouse to aid future recognition and containment.

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Apparitions Spanish Flag from the Battle of RocroiScorpus' ChariotCharles B. McVay III's Life JacketAir Raid Siren from Pearl HarborSoren S. Adams' Jam JarSpartacus’ ArmorSulla's Grass CrownDog Leash From the Woolworth RiotsFranz Ferdinand's JacketBull Summoning China CabinetAnna Baker's Wedding DressWilton Ivie's NotebookPatient 16 (Athens Asylum)'s Toy CarCandle from the Conspirators CampTrunk from Bramshill HouseMyrtles Plantation's NooseFall of Saigon Metal StaircaseE. J. Pennington's Motorcycle MotorDinner Table & Chairs from Dinner For OneAlphonse Cahagnet's MagnetsThe Arnolfini MirrorJar of Greek Funeral BeansLazare Ponticelli’s ShoeboxSteam Locomotive from the Burma RailwayRobert Charroux's Metal DetectorOriginal 'LAND' of the HOLLYWOODLAND SignMasquerade Chrysoprase PendantNorman Babcock's HoodieYogiraj Bengali's Cobra Basket
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Possession Stingy Jack's Turnip LanternNiccolo Paganini's Father's Birch RodMeshach Browning’s Turkey QuillElisha's MantleVoodoo Doll from the Haitian RevolutionMary Todd Lincoln's Gloves
Invisibility Ian Fleming's PistolAmber SpyglassLinda's IrisPhoneVincenzo Peruggia's SmockTheodor Seuss Geisel's Grinch Santa HatInvisibility FormulationHades' HelmMichael Fagan's T-ShirtGrigory Vakulinchuk's Sailor CapBass Reeves' Marshal BadgeMarcel Marceau's White GlovesIrena Sendlerowa's DreidelH.G. Wells' Opera GlassesZachary Taylor's Coat ButtonAldrich Ames' ChalkHenry Every's ParasolRing of GygesWhere's Waldo MisprintT.E. Lawrence's Thawb RobeWooden Fence from Dealey PlazaElsie Wright’s CameraValeri Polyakov's Blood Pressure CuffEpicurus' Molecular ModelsGeorge Stokes’ FluoriteBlack Oni MaskSergei Korsakoff's Ruble CoinThe Hunt for the Red OctoberHarry Houdini's Skeleton KeyTeresa of Avila's Cross NecklaceTo Kill A MockingbirdTina Strobos' PocketPaddy Barrie’s Stove and BrushesHal Blaine's Drum StickTarnhelm
Intangibility The Sword in the StoneGeneral Store from Agloe, New YorkFading Picture FrameThe Great Omani's HandcuffsTobias Bamberg's Okito BoxJames Hutton's OvercoatPete Conrad's Space BootsBaychimo Ship’s WheelOrion P. Howe’s DrumIan Fleming's PistolIbn Battuta's BesomCorrupted Zalgo ComputersSubcomandante Marcos' BalaclavaEd Walsh's SpitballCotton Club MatchboxHassan-i Sabbah's Turban
Soul Manipulation Walter Halloran’s CrucifixChristina the Astonishing's ThuribleBound and Stuffed DollYahrzeit Candle HolderConfucius' LanternSugar SkullAristotle's LyreDuncan MacDougall’s ScalePaschal Beverly Randolph's Crystal BallEliphas Levi's PentagramSilap Inua TotemMirza Ghulam Ahmad's Topi Taqiyah and CharpaiChimariko Tribe Shaman DrumPope Leo XIII's RosaryElisabeth Kübler-Ross' TalismanKuttamuwa’s SteleThe Western Jin's Hunping JarNorbert Wiener's Tape RecorderConfucius' LanternKing Solomon's Cattle SpineMary of Jesus of Ágreda's Rosary NecklaceOrpheus' LyreJames Cook's Mahiole and Feather Cloak
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