User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-28768732-20160704010247

Elagabalus's Whoopie Cushion: a whoopie cushion invented by Elagabalus, emperor of the Roman Empire. He was a bit of a prankster, and would leave whoopee cushions on people's chairs for them to sit on. The whoopee cushion, when sat on, releases a malodorous gas that smells of methane. The gas is very flammable, so caution must be taken when it is near fire-starting artifacts.

Klaus Reichardt's Chamberpot: a chamberpot owned by Klaus Reichardt, inventor of the urinal. The chamberpot, when urinated in, turns the user's urine into tea. The tea will eventually make the user want to urinate.

Stare-promoting Glasses: a pair of glasses of unknown origin. The glasses, when worn, will cause other people to stare at the user. The user will eventually feel uncomfortable and try to take the glasses off, but the glasses stay on unless they are neutralized.

Brick from the Tower of Babel: a brick that came from the Tower of Babel, a tower that was unfinished because of a mix-up in language. The brick randomly changes the user's language. I f someone is not fluent in that language, they won’t understand you.

Sylvester Stallone’s Rambo Costume: a costume worn by Sylvester Stallone on the set of the movie Rambo, which is about a Vietnam War veteran with PTSD. The costume  turns the user into a one-man army. However, it also gives the user the PTSD of Rambo.

George Green’s dentist’s tools: a set of dentist’s tools used by the famous dentist George Green to operate on teeth. The Dentist tools  steal the user’s calcium from their teeth. As a warning, it may cause calcium deficiency.

1987 Steering Wheel: a steering wheel that absorbed its driver’s road rage. It  makes the user good at driving, but  causes excessive rage in drivers.

Oven from Guantanamo Bay Prison: Personnel at Guantanamo Bay Prison used this oven to make food. If people refused to eat, the prison guards would force-feed them. The oven  creates food that forces itself into people’s mouths.