User blog comment:Affectos/Minor RP: The Beast Inside/@comment-4273152-20130804234647/@comment-4803039-20130805010508

Tyler stumbled to a corner where he pulled out his Farnsworth. The other end jumped to life with Nikki and Mary on the other end.

"Okay girls, what do you have for me?"

Nikki shrugged, "We checked the tapes and found a few people at each of the sites, none of them carrying anything special, but here they are anyway." Mary pointed the Farnsworth at three slightly blurry pictures. The first was of a chubby woman in wearing a pair of cat ears, but it was the second that got him.

"Him" Tyler pointed out, "I know that guy, Edwin Heath.  He's the counsil president of St. Assisi Catholic church.  They're protesting outside...and on occasion tossing small stones..." Tyler rubbed the back of his neck.

"Ow..." Nikki said, pointing the Farnsworth back at her, "Think he's our guy?"

Tyler nodded, "The glasses are the artifact, without a doubt..." He thought back to his meet with him, "Fred Patten.  The glasses belonged to Fred Patten.  He's outside, get Aden and go get him."

Nikki paused, "What about you?  Where will you be?"

Tyler blushed, "Well...you see, I kinda met a guy..."

Nikki glared at him, "See!  This proves my point yet again!  Furries are just the desperately sex-driven machines I knew they were."

"Coming from the slut of the animal kingdom..." Tyler grinned much to Nikki's anger, "Actually, he has an artifact.  Some abacus that belonged to Alfred Kinsey, whoever that is.  He's meeting me back at my room." He checked to make sure his cap gun was still in his pocket, but in doing so, he realized that his hotel key card was missing.

"That's why he said my room..." Tyler sneered under his breath, "Look, I have a pot-smoking furry with an ancient calculator to catch.  Find me when your done."

With that, he hung up and headed for his hotel room.