User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160123184123


 * Promotes staring
 * Makes everything taste like chocolate
 * User will hate ampersands
 * Turns victim's urine into tea
 * Young women will chase the user
 * user becomes irresistible to farm animals
 * turns words into weapons
 * generates intense static electricity
 * makes user an albino