Board Thread:The Spiral/@comment-24509764-20170724165159

With the motivation of Wiles' list, here are some of my artifacts. No rhyme or reason, just ideas on what may come our way in the future.


 * The Titan’s Goblet: Creates a large basin whose waters accelerate growth and development.
 * Vasily Zaytsev’s Mosin-Nangant Rifle: Allows user to see from and control direction of enemy scopes, including firearms and visual equipment.
 * Dutch Schultz’s Safe: Collects debts by returning loans and other payments to user. Will disappear when anyone but the owner attempts to open.
 * Alexander Keith Jr’s Barrel: Reforms when near criminals and explodes before any plan’s completion.
 * Lazare Ponticelli’s Shoebox: Recreates the auras of deceased soldiers for ceremonial respect.
 * Bill Haast’s First Aid Kit: Contains a universal snake antivenom.
 * Jean Vrolicq’s Scrimshaw: Releases whale songs capable of pacifying raucous crews.
 * Kuttamuwa’s Stele: Separates the body and soul.
 * Androcle’s Bandage: Domesticates wild animals.
 * Texas City Disaster Anchor: Turns large containers into pressure vessels.
 * Bobby Baker’s Vending Machine: Stocked with snacks that compel user to commit white-collar crimes.
 * Nezumi Kozo’s Bag: Enhances pickpocketing skills. Releases rats everywhere.
 * Forrest Gump’s Bench: User will talk freely about their past, relieving them of trauma and negative emotions.
 * Martin Kaylor’s Wallpaper: Rearranges to form a distress message.
 * Jacob de Wilde’s Curiosity Cabinet: Transforms an entire building’s style to match the oddities held within, making ordinary objects inside turn amazing or bizarre.
 * Jerry Andrus’ Organ: Casts optical illusions. Periodically makes impossible geometric figures appear.
 * Sophonisba’s Cup: Poisons drinkers love interest.
 * Wang Mian's Plum Tree: Blossoms make user into a veritable authority on a subject or miserable washout, forever.
 * Apsley Cherry-Garrard’s Goggles: Induces snow blindness when placed atop head. User also sees eggs everywhere.
 * Irina Margareta Nistor’s VCR: Plays banned, confiscated and classified footage. Always in Romanian.
 * Hannah Duston’s Tomahawk: Inflicts injuries on ten closest people.
 * Sergiusz Piasecki’s Grammar Book: Falsifies all identifying documents. Also causes an urge to write and tuberculosis
 * Mimnermus’ Amphora: Causes a localized solar eclipse.
 * William Safire’s Apollo 11 Speech: Strands user somewhere prominent or notable but unreachable. 