Nautical Afghan

Creation
The Nautical Afghan was created in late 2008 on the set of the I'm On A Boat music video. It was infused with Andy Samburg's pure joy that he displayed while making the video.

Discovery
The artifact was discovered in late 2012 on Long Island, New York. Agents were informed of a man who had suddenly developed incredible sailing skills and won a yachting competition but was committed to a mental institution after he wouldn't stop signing.

Powers
The user will suddenly develop incredible sailing skills and knowledge about boats but will be unable to stop singing.