Sheldon Silverstein's Guitar

Origin
Sheldon Allan "Shel" Silverstein was a brilliant writer, cartoonist, humorist, and songwriter. He is famous for such works as "A Boy Named Sue", "The Missing Piece", "The Giving Tree", "Where The Sidewalk Ends", and many more. His cartoons were features in children's books, Playboy magazine, and newspapers. His works were diverse in that they could be funny, sad, gross, scary, heartening, or brilliant.

Usage
At the cost of scaring some children, strumming the guitar will give the user great musical and artistic ability.

Collection
Artie collected the guitar after a man wearing a bunny suit frightened a large crowd of children after singing "Row Row Row Your Boat". He hypothesized that a gather of that many cry babies was statistically impossible, and an artifact was to blame.