Edsel Ford Fong's Apron

Origin
Edsel Ford Fong (May 6, 1927 – April 1984) was an American restaurant server from San Francisco, California. He was often called the "world's rudest, worst, most insulting waiter" and worked at Sam Wo restaurant.

Effect
When worn, the user will become rude, or more rude than they normally are. The only way to reverse the effect is to find a kindness artifact.