User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160123183718


 * User will only taste ashes
 * user will only speak in truths or lies
 * develops a fear of puppets
 * see imaginary spiders everywhere
 * develops extreme acrophobia, fear of heights
 * user will become extremely buoyant
 * user will become allergic to pistachios
 * turns stone into cheese
 * makes passerby's perform the electric slide
 * uncontrollable skipping until they come across a toilet or someone named Lou.