Thread:24.214.218.212/@comment-3270170-20170208221953/@comment-5782071-20170211064236

And I'm... the translator? I make sure mortals who overstep their boundaries kindly don't do so again and keep the other from insta-smiting anyone who happens to buzz around their conscious like a gnat. I bring said tea and cake so we can all eat cake I made out of rainbows and smiles and be happy like we were in middle school.

Also yes, I would write great eulogies. When I'm not tired and my eyes aren't burning that is.

Also... you may think those other guys are well and scary and all, but keep this phrase in mind: Demons run when a good man goes to war. I have a lot of patience, but unlike care for my family here, it isn't infinite. (not accusing you of anything right now though, Griff, of course! :D)