Thread:Per Ankh/@comment-7027193-20130403204519/@comment-4273152-20130404225333

"I know, but still, it's only effect is that it goes rancid? I thought (hoped) it would do something like turn anything you pour it over into bacon, or be irrisistable to dogs, or turns poeple into vegitarians. And I frequently sleep on top of shelves, there isn't much that goes on in the aisles that I don't know about'