User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-28768732-20160824211811

Also, here are some canon artifact ideas.

Laff! Sign: a sign owned by a comedy club that absorbed people's laughter. The sign amplifies the user's humor, though it makes the user prone to making bad puns.

1960's Hammock: a hammock that absorbed its owner's rest and relaxation. When laid on, it gives the user a sense of rest and relaxation.

Joseph Merlin's Roller Skates: a set of roller skates invented by Joseph Merlin, while demonstrating them at a party, he crashed into a mirror. It makes the user good at roller-skating, but also makes the user more clumsy.

Ruyard Kipling's Mahogany Basket Woman Statue: a statue owned by Ruyard Kipling, author of the Jungle book. The statue allows the user to communicate with animals, and it slowly makes the user more feral over time.

Chiron Statue: a statue of the centaur Chiron, who was killed by poison when he battled alongside Achilles. When the statue touches skin, a very fatal poison enters the bloodstream.

Barber Chair from the set of Sweeney Todd: a barber chair used in the movie Sweeney Todd. When people sit in the barber chair, the chair emits a psionic energy causing barber's tools to mutilate people.

Tournaphone Gramophone: a gramohpone that absorbed its owner's love of music. When the gramophone is reversed, it steals sounds. If the gramphone is played forward again, the sounds will become scrambled. (Inspired by the Vacu-sound sweeper from the Dr. Seuss Movie The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat)

Lewis Carroll's Table Set: a table owned by Lewis Carroll. It inspired the scene from Through the Looking Glass where the tableware and food started turning the tables on the diners. When the table is grabbed, strange things start happening to the food and tableware. For example, a candle might grow upward, or a bottle might take a pair of plates and fly away.