Charles Dodgson's Rosary

Origins
The Great-Grandfather of Charles Dodgson, the writer, and also the subject of this great-grandson's poem, 'You Are Old, Father William,' a parody of Robert Southey's poem, 'The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them.' The rosary was reportedly passed down the family until it disappeared, most likely stolen by a burglar and sold to the highest bidder.

Effects
The rosary, when held or worn, increases jaw and upper body strength, flexibility, and eyesight, no matter the age of the user. However, it also rapidly increases age and irritability.

Collection
Collected by Agents Garrett Scott, Felix Draco and Helena G. Wells when reports came in of an old lady that robbed a bank and physically outmaneuvered the police.

Helena’s report was: "An elderly woman robbed a national bank and easily evaded potential captors and security, using unexpected strength and flexibility, before fleeing in her car which has not yet been recovered. No elderly homes have reported any of their occupants missing."