User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-1674153-20160403051521

Laika's Harness - When attached to something, accelerates the object past terminology.

California Gold Rush Mining Pan - Holding the pan causes nearby people to mob towards the user.

Immovable Reebok Tennis Shoe - Discovered a few years ago by New York Times writer Bill Broad, a mile and a half below the surface of the Pacific Ocean. When worn prevents the foot from moving, sticking the user to the immeadiate floor.