Thread:Per Ankh/@comment-4803039-20130310181539/@comment-4273152-20130328002505

It's ok, I have a plan. If it turns out to be sentient, throw a cupcake at it every day until it gets bored or too fat to move. If, as I suspect, it is not sapient and in fact just a large cloud of deadly gas, come back in a few days, I'll think of something.