Archilochus' Aulos

Origin
Archilochus was a Greek poet celebrated for his innovative poetry but also shunned for offensive demeanor.

The aulos was stolen August 4, 1877, along with Opchanacanough's Bow.

Effects
When played, it releases beautiful poetry into the air, powerful enough to “stop the beasts, man and even Gaia herself”.

If the user is insulted while playing, the user will go on an aggressive rant afterwards that can cause the insulter to turn suicidal.