Tom Lehrer's Piano

Origin
Tom Lehrer was a scientist turned satirist. He performed piano songs satirizing American politics and culture. He touched on topics such as water pollution, censorship, racism, and even the nuclear arms race. One of his most famous, and funniest, songs was "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park".

Usage
When a Tom Lehrer song is played upon the piano correctly, the player will receive Lehrer's wit and socio-political insight. If even a single note is played incorrectly, all of the pigeons within the local park will suddenly drop dead of poisoning. If a toxicology report is carried out, the examiner will find smidgens of cyanide and strychnine.

Collection
Artie procured this piano from a family living in a small town ten minutes out of Copenhagen. The couple's young daughter was being tutored to play the piano. Judging by the amount of dead pigeons in the park, and the frequent noise complaints of the neighbors, she wasn't very could. The family seemed more than willing to sell off the piano.