Tacky Taste Inducing Plastic Flamingo

Origin
A popular lawn decoration for those with terrible taste, the plastic pink flamingo absorbed the strange aesthetic sensibilities of its owners.

Usage
When stuck into the front lawn of a home, the user will lose all sense of good taste when it comes to fashion, decoration, or anything else. The user will seek out items that are tacky, kitschy, or just plain ugly. They will wear ugly clothes, listen to terrible music, and decorate their home with knick-knacks. Strangely, the user will have no knowledge that they are behaving differently than normal, and will see everything they do as fashionable.

Collection
Artie collected this artifact at the estate sale of an elderly couple in Florida. While transferring it to the warehouse, he accidently dropped it. It stuck into the ground in front of the warehouse, activating the effect. Thinking it looked good there, Artie continued as if nothing had happened. One week later, Mrs. Frederic was contacted by airport security. Artie had been detained as a potential flight risk while flying to another mission, as the security officials believed only an insane person would wear a fur coat, Bermuda shorts, a fez, and sneakers at the same time. After the incident was investigated the artifact was neutralized and placed into storage. It was noted to be one of the rare occasions Mrs. Frederic was seen laughing out loud.