User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160123190651


 * causes fashion faux pas
 * coins will fall out of user's ears
 * user will sweat gravy
 * changes phases of the moon
 * converts U.S. standard to metric
 * smelling of rotting leaves
 * changes all clothes to polyester
 * popcorn will grow on trees
 * summons stone turtle statues
 * points to the south pole