Marshall Fields' Chevrolet Impala

Origins
On December 25, 1974, Marshall Fields crashed his Chevrolet Impala into the Northwest Gate of the White House complex. Dressed in Arab clothing, Fields claimed that he was the Messiah and that he was laden with explosives. He drove up to the North Portico and positioned himself only several feet from the front door. After four hours of negotiations, Fields surrendered. The explosives he claimed to be in possession of were discovered to be flares.

Effects
Survived its crash into the White House from Marshall's Christmas Day intrusion. Although it is a car, it seems to like it best in the Aisle of Noel, possibly arising form its creation date. It uncontrollably compels anyone who gets inside to want to gain attention of the nearest figure of authority in any way possible.