Board Thread:The Spiral/@comment-24509764-20150207223712

I remembered that Nerdfighter posted the descriptions for some of his artifacts on the main artifact page a long time ago, but I'm not sure they're all good. I'll post some bit by bit and want your opinions before a page is created.

Here's the first 10:

1. Aesop's Tablets: Each tablet is one of Aesop's fables. Each tablet has a different effect based on the story (The Tortoise and the Hare allows user to control speed).

2. Armand David's Glasses & Zucchetto: Allows user to perfectly differentiate any species of plant and animal. May cause user to want to save the species from endangerment.

3. Bow of Leif Ericson's Ship: Causes user to make incredible discoveries, but someone else will be credited.

4. Buster Crash Test Dummy: Will come to life and do what the user says, but is very clumsy. From the Mythbusters set.

5. Butter Churn from Lancaster County: Using churn will causes the user to become an Amish.

6. Camera from the Ed Sullivan Show: Causes people caught in the view of the lens to sing and dance. Created during Elvis appearing on the show.

7. Carl Sagan's Jacket: Creates visions of the galaxy in the user's mind.

8. Charlie Chaplin's Bowler Hat: Causes user to experience the world as if they are in a Chaplin film (causes deafness, vision to become black and white, music to play from Chaplin films in the mind, and silliness).

9.Cheng and Eng Bunker's Wedding Rings: Allows two people wearing the rings to become read each others minds. Overuse causes conjoinment.

10. Christian Doppler's Tie: Allows user to cause the source of sound to seem to move. 