Hold-It Bedpan

Origin
Bedpans are commonly used in hospitals or nursing homes. They are for people who are unable to get to the bathroom by themselves. Metal or non-staining material is commonly used. Older models are made of porcelain similar to regular toilets.

Effects
Those within the vicinity of the bedpan will be able to ignore the need to use the bathroom without any discomfort. The artifact is always active. A word of warning, do not ignore it forever. If one doesn't answer the call of nature occasionally, they may become ill.

Collection
It has been placed in Artie's office to prevent the need to use the bathroom during a life-threatening crisis. Mentioned in passing in "A Touch of Fever".