User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-28768732-20160628210518

Here are some ideas for artifacts with crazy effects.

Dawn Brancheau's Seaworld Training suit: a training suit belonging to Dawn Brancheau, who was killed by an orca named Tilikum at seaworld. When worn, the suit causes nearby killer whales to attack the user.

Robert Atkins' Bathroom Scale: a bathroom scale belonging to Robert Atkins, a famous nutritionist. When stepped on, the scale causes weight loss. The user then develops an aversion to fried food afterwards.

Mel Blanc's Pen: a pen belonging to Mel Blanc, the man of a thousand voices. This pen gives the user the ability to talk in various silly voices, including one that gives the user a lisp.

Andreas Vesalius's Watering Can: a watering can owned by Andreas Vesalius, anatomist, physician, and author of one of the most influential books on human anatomy, De Humani Corporis Fabrica (On the Fabric of the Human Body). When seeds are watered by this watering can, they grow into human organs.

Denis Diderot's Inkwell: an inkwell owned by Denis Diderot, a French philosopher, art critic, and writer. Breakage of the fourth wall is attributed to him. When touched, the user will act as if they are in a TV show and constantly break the fourth wall.