Daniel Patrick Carroll's Sequin Dress

Origin
Daniel Patrick Carroll was an Irish-born British entertainer known for his singing and cross-dressing performances.

Effects
The effects of this peculiar artifact are more embarrassing than dangerous. This dress will attach itself to the nearest man and force itself onto his person. While doing so, it will also remove all male garments. The dress will them alter and distribute body fat and muscle give the wearer a more female appearance. The dress will also alter the wears hair and add make up in an overly feminine manner. The only way this dress can be removed is by having the wearer perform a public show of any variety. The longer it takes, the more at risk the wearer is of having the artifact's effects become permanent. This dress currently sealed up in a neutralizer infused dry cleaner bag.