User blog:Krixby87/To Professor Drago

Dear Professor Drago,

I have made up effects for the following artifacts.

Babylonian Battery: when touched, shoots out electricity that can fry the user.

Bill Toddman's "Penny Ante Board": Compels the user to put pennies inside of it.

Bruce Lee's Punching Bag: when punched, it increases the density of one's hands.

Don Quixote's Lance: has the ability to stop any windmill from working. However, the user will start to believe that all windmills are giants.

Ebenezer Thorndike's Lobster Trap: traps the user and gradually turns them into a lobster. The user will stay that way unless the artifact is neutralized.

Egg of Columbus: when the egg stands on its tip, it shoots electricity that can fry people.

Iron Trivet: when moved, it turns into a wheel of fire. It is reassuringly inert.

John Holme's Pump: allows the user to increase one's size by inflating them with air.

Johnny Weismuller's Original Loincloth: when worn, it gives the user control over animals. However, it also renders you feral if worn for too long.

The Last Straw: when held, it causes frustrating things to happen around the user. The frustrations build up until the user can't stand them anymore, and tries to stop them.

Marvin Middlemark's Rabbit Ears: have the ability to clear any picture on TV.

Meriwether Lewis's Bear Trap: bites the user to hold them in place. If the trap is not removed, the user will turn into a bear.

Pied Piper's Flute: reanimates dead rats to do one's bidding. If the user is angry, the flute will brainwash children into doing their bidding.

Ear-worm Record Player: when a certain record is played on the player, it turns into an earworm. The earworm will get into the user's head and start bothering them until they go crazy.

The Straw that Broke the Camel's Back: This straw is surprisingly heavy for its small size, and it can crush anything under its weight.

So, what do you think of those effects? Do you mind if you published them?