User blog comment:Prof. Draco/RP/ Cursed be he.../@comment-1674153-20130522025122

"Ines...Ines..." Sandy muttered.

He stalked over to the filing cabinet and began flipping through the 'I' section.

"Ines...Ines...Ines...I-No, not you...not you either...Wait...maybe?" he could be heard speaking out loud.

"Well, there was a Queen Ines - the Queen of Portugal." He moved back into the Farnsworth's frame, reading off a card. "Ines de Castro, she was the handmaiden of the wife of Peter, or Pedro, the First, taking the Portuguese name, the Portuguese king from 1357 to 1367. But before he was King, he fell in love with the handmaiden instead of his wife, so they had a very long affair that resulted in him marrying her when his wife died."

"But his father, the King, was so worried about his son being with someone so far below his class that he ordered assasins to kill Ines. She was ambushed and murdered viciously. When Pedro found out, he began a revolt against his father and eventually succeeded him on the throne. He then exhumed Ines's body and made her his rightful queen, relocating her body to where he would eventually be buried, placing the tombs so that during the Final Judgement, the first thing they would see would be each other's faces."

Sandy, despite himself, sighed. "That's so romantic."