"Where's the Beef?" Lady's Dress

Origin
In 1984, Wendy's ran a popular ad wherein several elderly ladies ordered a burger at a fast food chain, only to be disappointed at the miniscule burger patty compared to the enormous buns, prompting one lady to ask "Where's the beef?" The ad became a cultural hit, making the catchphrase wildly popular across the country. In the next year alone, Wendy's sales increased by 31%, earning them over 945 million dollars. Peller revealed to People magazine during an interview that despite the sales and popularity of the ad, she had only earned 30 thousand for her contribution. Unsatisfied with how she was overlooked, she made another commercial with Pragu, in which she asked, "Where's the beef? I found it! I found it!". She enjoyed newfound success after the campaign, while Wendy's entered a five year slump in sales after it had ended.

Effects
When worn, the user will be unable to see any beef or beef by-products, but will enjoyed great success while those that have wronged them will suffer in various ways.

Collection
Collected by Artie Nielson in 1988. Several years had passed since Peller had died, and her dress had made it's way into the hands of a retired couple in Iowa. They showed up on a blip after they won not only the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes, but two local lotteries, and a life-times worth of cat food. Their nasty, yuppie neighbors house developed an odd smell, their car broke down, and they won a "tacky clothing competition" for a local magazine.