Bill O'Reilly's No-Spin Pen

Origin
Bill O'Reilly (1949-) is a political commentator currently working for Fox News and is the host of The O'Reilly Factor. He is a registered Independent and views himself as "traditionalist". He is the author of many books, including his current "killing" series and bases his commentary off of facts. He is also prone to interrupting his guests if they try to dodge his questions. This has led to many, both conservative and liberal, finding fault with him when he interrupts guests they like or reporting facts that they disagree with. Nonetheless, his program is one of the top-rated cable shows watched by millions each night.

Effects
The pen was used by O'Reilly for years and became imbued with his desire to report facts. Writing with the pen fills the writer with the desire to write only facts and, when they are writing their opinions, base their opinions on facts. The downside is that it causes the writer to interrupt people if they don't answer questions directly.

Collection
This artifact is currently in O'Reilly's possession, and the Warehouse has deemed it not dangerous at the moment and therefore not needing collecting.