Perry Como's Gold Record

Origin
Perry Como received the very first gold record award for selling 500,000 records of his song "Catch a Falling Star".

Effects
The artifact is always active. Like the song it contains, the record is intended to sooth the listener and brighten the atmosphere. It does this by sucking some of the stress from the immediate area into itself. When the record is played, it releases all of the stress and turmoil it has collected.

Collection
Artie collected the record after it was played in tribute at Perry Como's funeral. During the ceremony, several attendees suffered from migraines, backaches, alopecia, and full-blown panic attacks. After it was neutralized the artifact was taken back to the Warehouse. In an attempt to reduce tension in the office Mrs. Frederick instructed Artie to hang the record on the wall.

Mentioned in "A Touch of Fever".