Thread:Garr9988/@comment-24588058-20170924040808

So, I know it's a little early, but stores are already selling Halloween props and costumes. Several of these have caught my eye, and I came up with some (somewhat) unique effects for them. Would you mind telling me what you think of them, if you have a second?:
 * Perverted Telephone: A prop phone whose original owners were a child molester and a sex offender and was created by their obsessions. Picking up the phone puts an adult caller on the line with the nearest sex offender. If a child picks up the phone, it connects to the nearest sex offender. Collection: Warehouse Agents received a ping after hearing reports that a child molester was caught using a prop phone in a neighbor's Halloween decorations to talk to children in violation of his parole. Agents quickly realized the prop phone was the artifact, although whether it was created by the man arrested or if it was created before is unknown.
 * Bickering Haunted Statues: A pair of prop statues whose origins are linked to an elderly couple who enjoyed Halloween. The statues absorbed the sentiments of their original owners and will bicker over trivial matters. If they overhear an argument, they will start bickering about that. Separation causes the statues to insult the person who separated them and will try to talk them into travelling to where their opposite is located. (Note: The statues behave normally on October 31, acting more like the props for Halloween they originally were and having much milder, almost friendly, discussions instead of arguments, which resume the next day).
 * Faux Death Tombstone: A prop used in an elaborate Halloween set-up. When placed on a walkway, anyone who passes by will "die" for two minutes, usually in an elaborate charade of the artifact's choosing. The victim "rises" afterwards completely unharmed, though feeling a craving for pumpkin pie. Notes: Does not affect the original person who set it up as long as they stood behind the artifact when placing it. When active, there is a faint smell of both fudge and pumpkin. If placed in front of a house or the yard of a house, it will not affect any of the residents who are inside at the time of setting. 