User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-1674153-20160404193342

T.S. Eliot's Food Bowl - Increases the size of cats who eat from it, transforming the typical tabby to be person-sized.

Mae West's Cocktail Glasses - Drinking from one of the set tunes the user to Mae West's vivacious and witty personality. Unfortunately, extended usage will silence anyone who drank from the glass.

Arthur Aitken's Pith Helmet - Makes bees consider the wearer extraordinarily threatening.