User blog comment:ProfDraco2/I! HAVE! RETURNED!/@comment-31772644-20171026150643

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12634445/1/Do-Warehouse-Agents-Dream-of-Artifact-Sheep

Richard J. Reynold's Ashtray: Effects include breathing difficulties and symptoms of heavy smoking.

Emily Dickinson's Bedroom Window: Looking through shows people the viewer loves, but always portays them in scenes of death or severe discomfort. Formed from her cynical depression.

Frederick M. Bower's Arc Welding Helmet: Protects vision from all kinds of radiation, including light-based artifacts

Philip K. Dick's Lava Lamp: Light causes viewers to go into a dream-like trance, playing out plot elements from his stories.

Portside Light from the RMS Empress of Ireland: Shines a red light that penetrates all hazes, including mental.

I'd reccomed reading this one, it's quite good. Almost a perfect episode plot, too.