User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160608034838

Stores kinetic energy - must remain in constant motion to avert explosions makes user want to cry at parties they host Grows rare peony flowers where treasure is buried Causes punching sprees user hates Democrats user hates Republicans user hates members of the Whig party can only be neutralized with soil from original user's home state user will impede travelers unless they can answer user's three riddles