Virginia Johnson's Clipboard

Origin
William H. Masters, along with Virginia E. Johnson, conducted the Masters and Johnson studies of human sexology from 1957 to 1990s. In these studies, the two conducted research into sexual dysfunctions, and created the outline of what would be known as the human sexual response cycle.

Effects
This clipboard only affects females and those with female genitalia. Holding and/or use cures any and all sexual dysfunctions, but the longer it is held and/or used, the clipboard will progress the user through the steps of the female sexual response cycle.