Albert Abrams’ Vials

Origin
Albert Abrams was a doctor who invented several machines to diagnose and cure diseases, his most famous being the Dynomizer. It could determine a disease by either a sample of blood or handwriting. Although many machines were ordered, Abrams suffered public backlash when a user died from stomach cancer after supposedly being cured of it. Investigation by *Scientific America* and tests under Abrams’ associate “Doctor X” proved he couldn’t figure out the contents of several mystery vials and that the machines actually did nothing.

Effects
The vials require the user to drip some of the liquid on themselves and then touch a piece of paper. A description of their health and any illnesses they have will appear in writing. It will also say the “correct” treatment for their affliction, which is always false. At the bottom there will always appear the signature ”A. Abrams” in typical unreadable doctor scribble.