User blog:Krixby87/Canon Artifact Ideas

This is a list of Canon Artifact ideas for Warehouse 13.

 1982 Big Game, California vs. Stanford Football Stadium: a football stadium from the 1982 California vs. Stanford football game. The California Golden Bears used five lateral passes on the kickoff to score the winning touchdown and earn a 25-20 victory. members of the Stanford field had come onto the field during the play, believing the game was over.

 Effects: when a full audience enters the stadium, and during a football game, it hypnotizes band members into walking onto the field. It is powered by the cheering of football fans.

 Downsides: none known.



Emeril Lagasse’s Frying Pan: a frying pan owned by the famous chef Emeril Lagasse.

Effects: can turn ordinary food into exquisite gourmet food.

Downside: the user will channel Emeril’s mannerisms.



Robert Harbin’s Zig Zag Girl Box: a magical invention created by Robert Harbin.

Effects: allows the user to split their body into three pieces.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rachael Ray’s Wooden Utensil Boxes: two boxes of wooden utensils owned by the famous cook Rachael Ray.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">The Gibsons’ Knife Block: a knife block that held the Gibsons’ throwing knifes. The Gibsons first performed knife-throwing in the 1930’s.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Effects: When touched, the knife block commands the knives to come to life and try to impale the user.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">LAFF! Sign: a LAFF! Sign owned by a comedy club that absorbed people’s laughter.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Downside: the user is prone to making bad puns.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Chief Sitting Bull’s War Bonnet: a war headdress owned by the great native American Chief Sitting Bull.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Effects: allows the user to channel various Native American gods.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">1960s Hammock: a hammock which absorbed its homeowner’s rest and relaxation.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Joseph Merlin’s Roller Skates: a set of roller skates invented by Joseph Merlin. He got into an accident with the roller skates afterwards.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Downside: makes the user more clumsy.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Rudyard Kipling’s Mahogany Basket Woman Statue: a mahogany basket woman statue owned by Rudyard Kipling, author of the Jungle Book.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Downside: makes people want to live in the jungle instead of the city.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Florentine Garden Gargoyle: a garden gargoyle that absorbed its owner’s obsession with gargoyles.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Downside: the gargoyle is very feral, and may try to attack others unless neutralized.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Chiron Statue: a statue of the centaur Chiron. Chiron was killed by poison when he battled alongside Achilles.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Effects: when skin touches it, it causes a very fatal poison to enter the bloodstream.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Jack’s Magic Beanstalk: a seed planted by Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Downside: too much light will turn it into a giant beanstalk. On the bright side, it can be used for climbing.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Martin Behaim’s Globe: a globe made by the famous German geographer Martin Behaim.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Effects: serves as a globe for any planet in the solar system.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Sweeney Todd’s Barber Chair: a barber chair used in the movie Sweeney Todd.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Effects: when sat in, it causes nearby barber’s tools to try to mutilate people.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">1900s Gramophone: a gramophone from the 1900s that has absorbed its owner's love of music.

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:13.333333333333332px;font-family:Arial;color:#d9d9d9;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre-wrap;">Effects: has the ability to manipulate sound. When the gramophone is reversed, it steals sounds. If the gramophone is played forward again, the sounds will be scrambled.

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="color:rgb(217,217,217);font-family:Arial;font-size:13.3333px;font-weight:400;white-space:pre-wrap;line-height:1.38;">Note: based on the Anti-acoustical Audio Bleeper from the Dr. Suess special, The Grinch Grinches the Cat in the Hat.

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<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Bowl of Golden Apples: a bowl of golden apples belonging to the Hesperides.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Effect: gives the user temporary immortality.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Downside: too much apples will turn the user into gold.

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<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Ship's wheel from the HMS Victory: a ship's wheel that was collected from the HMS Victory.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Effect: when turned, it tilts the room it is in as if it were on a ship.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> Downside: may give people seasickness.

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<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">Nathaniel Baldwin's headphones: a set of headphones invented by Nathaniel Baldwin.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">Effect: projects soundwaves into people's ears, causing them to get deaf.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">Downside: the soundwaves can destroy any object that resembles a face (That is why Leena said that the headphones shouldn't be near the mask).

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<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">African Horned Mask: an African mask with horns that was used to ward off evil spirits.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">Effect: allows the user to repel sinners with just one look.

<p dir="ltr" style="margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;">Downside: the African Horned mask dislikes electrical objects, and will destroy them at all costs (That is why Leena said that the mask shouldn't be near the headphones.