User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-28768732-20160727220659

Here are my edited artifacts.

Joseph Porzuczek's Deli Meat Slicer: a deli meat slicer belonging to Joseph Porzuczek, a grocer and a butcher. The deli meat slicer, when touched, creates a wave that molecularly modifies objects into meat products of all types. If one is not careful, it may remake the user's molecular composition into that of deli meats.

Original Subway Coupon: a subway coupon from the original Subway. It attracts sandwich ingredients towards the user. The body then absorbs them, slowly turning them into a sandwich.

Josephine Cochraine's Dishwasher: a dishwasher invented by Joseph Cochraine. When soap is inserted into the dishwasher, it creates bubbles that molecularly modify objects into china. The user must be careful not to pop the bubbles, or else their bodies will be molecularly modified into china as well.

Original Centipede Arcade Machine: a centipede arcade machine that functions as a normal arcade machine. When the user is finished playing, it summons centipedes from inside of it.