John H. Kellogg's Corn Flakes

Origin
John H. Kellogg was a doctor running a holistic sanatorium that would fill patients with several galloons of water or yogurt to promote healthy intestinal movement. However, he is better remembered for the invention of the breakfast cereal “Corn Flakes”. He was a staunch advocate of sexual abstinence, hoping that his plain cereal would help stop what he considered acts of “self-abuse”.

Effects
15 boxes. Taking one spoonful (with or without milk) will drastically decrease the consumer’s sex drive for up to 12 hours. Can cause an upset stomach during this period due to the sudden appearance of large amounts of water in their digestive system.