User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-28768732-20160716224534/@comment-24509764-20160725231132

Maracas: They're alright, I like that you keep dancing even after its stopped shaking.

Knife: Why ham of all things? I know you're trying to fit the prompt, but if you can't reason it out within one or two understandable steps, don't do it.

Coupon: Ok, but lets not make it a straightforward transformation artifact like usual. It could attract ingredients to the user and their body slowly absorbs it, turning them into a sandwich from the inside out.

Oven: I'm half into it, half out. Not sure why exactly. You migh�t want to ask some others on their opinions

Dishwasher: I like, but it can be slightly tweaked. Because it uses soap, make it spit out bubbles instead of a laser.

Figurine: Ambivalent, honestly

Arcade Game: No, your nightmare does not have to be ours. I think summoning centipedes could work, just don't make its entrance that extreme.

Clippers: We already have a couple of artifacts that grow long nails.