User blog comment:Garr9988/The Warehouse's Online "Fan Community"/@comment-4820455-20171027174044/@comment-5782071-20171027175012

I wonder if he'd be completely used to the stuff he has to bury, or if he just gets baffled every case.

"So there were people in Omer who suddenly started sprouting tree branches from their bodies in a public mall, Topeka citizens watched a man turn into a puddle of water while walking across the road, in Sycamore someone got turned inside out, and dogs in Cynthiana and adjacent towns started walking, talking, and shopping.

You expect me to shove all of this under the rug like nothing happened?!"

OR

"I'll get right on it, just let me get my coffee with 15 Espresso shots and I'll get it done in half an hour."

OR

"-sigh- Must be Monday."