User blog comment:Garr9988/The Warehouse's Online "Fan Community"/@comment-4820455-20171027174044/@comment-24588058-20171101020620


 * Spokesman for the Secret Service: So, what questions can I answer for you?
 * Reporter: Well, I wanted to ask about the woman who became a stone statue in the middle of a park. Why would someone -
 * SSS: Mushrooms.
 * REP: Excuse me?
 * SSS: She had some bad mushrooms.
 * REP: Is that even possible?
 * SSS: Of course. Anything else?
 * REP: Well, there's the man who was able to hypnotize mass crowds.
 * SSS: Ah, yes. A very bad case of mushrooms.
 * REP: Seriously? Mushrooms again?
 * SSS: Yep. Very bad mushroom poisoning.
 * REP: And I suppose you're going to tell me the town that killed a busload of tourists had some bad mushrooms too?
 * SSS: Now you're getting it!
 * REP: . . . . I'm going home.
 * SSS: Don't eat any mushrooms!