Teleporting Pencil Sharpener

Origin
The origins of this artifact remain unknown.

Effects
When the artifact is not needed, it will teleport randomly around the warehouse. When it senses that it is needed to sharpen a pencil, it will vanish.

Collection
Mentioned twice in "A Touch of Fever". Artie collected this artifact from a small classroom in Wisconsin. It became a class game to try to catch the pencil sharpener, only for it to disappear to the other side of the room. Careful strategy was needed to box it in.