User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160803043708

More crazy effect! MORE!


 * makes user think he/she is a cat
 * gives user a taste for bland foods
 * makes shoes shrink in size
 * causes user to sneeze in the presence of Zimbabweans
 * User gains the compulsion to touch doorknobs
 * bread will never land butter side down
 * user will experience intense popularity followed by unpopularity
 * makes user look suspicious
 * user will always find a place to park
 * user will attract spare change
 * users shoes will never come untied
 * heals small cuts instantly
 * releases the smell of dead fish
 * a mild attraction to Swing dancing
 * mood is affected by music
 * user will snore even while awake
 * great skill at folding laundry
 * shuffling, dragging your feet
 * a constant need for validation from others
 * immunity to the black plague
 * watermelons grow down near a bay when odd questions are asked
 * user grows rabbit teeth
 * user will go deaf in one ear
 * chattering teeth
 * removes all alcohol from the body, often violently through either end
 * addiction to butter
 * user will want to organize things in order of size, from biggest to smallest
 * inability to stop reading a book
 * becoming invisible by pressing outie belly button
 * cars will always start on the first try
 * user will randomly switch to different ages
 * ability to solve riddles
 * whistle at a range of frequencies to be heard by only dogs or shatter glass
 * aversion to small children
 * user will give the opposite answer to what they want when asked a two option question
 * clapping along to the rhythm
 * turns milk into cranberry juice
 * light switches will flick on and off rapidly
 * makes user forget what is left and right
 * turns people into wood
 * feet can withstand intense heat
 * transports user to the last place they wish to be
 * user will relive their prom over and over
 * blood turns blue