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Endless Butter Dish: an artifact of unknown origin, it was collected from a farm house in 1989. The Endless Butter Dish is able to produce an endless amount of butter. However, the effects of the butter itself are addictive, and will leave the user wanting more of the butter inside the butter dish. If the user does not have butter within 5 hours, he will suffer a withdrawal. The effects can be negated using any artifact that reduces hunger. (Addiction to butter)

Carry-on Bag: an artifact of unknown origin, collected from the lost baggage department of a Middle Eastern airport in 2003. The Carry-on bag will emit the smell of rotten meat, causing vultures to circle around the user. The Carry-on bag will make someone more likely to be in a fatal accident, so as to feed the vultures. (Vultures circle overhead)

Fiji Firewalking Coal Bed: a coal bed which was filled with the bravery of many firewalkers who dared to step across it. When walked on, it gives the user's feet the ability to withstand immense heat. However, sparks usually fly from the coal bed whenever it feels unhappy. (Feet can withstand immense heat)

Jar of Glass Eyes: a jar of glass eyes collected from an antique store in 2001. Each glass eye in the jar can grow giant when thrown. The eyeballs are able to shoot lasers at enemies. (Giant eyeball)

Plague Doctor's Mask: a mask collected from a plague doctor in the 17th century during the Black Plague. It allows the user to become immune to the black plague. However, after 3 hours of use, the user will develop symptoms of the black plague. (Immunity to the Black Plague)