Techno Viking's Watter Bottle

Origin
Techno Viking is an internet meme based on a video from the 2000 [redacted] in Berlin, Germany. The four minute video begins with a small group of people walking in the parade. There's a man shoving a woman when a bare-chested man wearing a Thor's Hammer pendant comes into frame shoving the man aside and pointing at him as if daring him to go after him or the woman. Praising him for the small amount of heroics another man hands Techno Viking a bottle of water which he drinks than proceeds to dance to techno music.

Effects
Drinking from bottle grants user impressive dancing skills. Can only speak German for five hours after drinking from it. Must fill the bottle with your own water.