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Eli Lilly’s Pills – Made by his pharmaceutical line, each pill is coated with a layer of gelatin for easy swallowing. When the user donates away money, the pill will cure any ailment, although it can return. While affected, the user will experience emulsions and other soft semi-solids being attracted to them, like the gelatin forms a magnetic field.

Red Skeleton’s Doughnut Box – Dramatically increases comedic skillset, including acting and pantomime. User becomes more entertaining with each act, although they will start to believe more and more in being a clown, even having dreams and delusions of them.

William Garrow’s ??? – In the search of total unbiased truth, it can imbue objects in the environment with a simple level of sentience. They are mostly unable to voice their own opinions, but can answer facts about the past in perfect detail and truthfulness.