Fran Drescher's Lipstick

​Origin
Francine Joy "Fran" Drescher (born September 30, 1957) is an American film and television comedian, model, actress, producer, ordained minister, and activist. She is best known for her role as Fran Fine in the hit TV series The Nanny (1993–99), and for her nasal voice and thick New York accent.

Effects
When worn, the lipstick will instill the user with a great nack for childcare, capable of letting them easily solve familial issues and gain the trust of any child, as well as giving most commonplace events a comedic turn. The wearer will also develop a thick New York accent and high nasal voice, though the latter has been known to be cured with mustard even if the lipstick is not neutralized.

Collection
This artifact was collected the day after The Nanny Reunion: A Nosh to Remember aired on December 6, 2004. Agents were sent to collect any artifacts that may have resulted from the show, and after a brief discusson with Drescher, she compliantly gave them the tube of lipstick she had worn on the show that surprisingly never seemed to run out.