IPod

Origin
It's unknown how this artifact came to be.

Today
Mr. Kipling saw this iPod on ebay stating it could hold unlimited data, and after a little help from Claudia, they were able to find out that it was true. Artie decided it would be best to get it, due to keeping it out of reach of hackers out there as who knew how much data they could give away in four hours. So Mr. Kipling easily bought it and it is now in the warehouse.