Tom Selleck's Mustache Comb

Thomas Selleck is an American actor best known for his starring role as Thomas Magnum in the long running crime series Magnum P.I. Recognized mainly by his Hawaiian shirts, Detroit Tigers baseball caps and, of course, his now iconic mustache. Selleck has appeared in over 50 television shows and films, rarely, if ever, without his facial hair. So popular is this mustache that it even has some fan followings, and its status as an 80s icon spawned this amusing, yet practical, artifact.

Effects
When held to the upper lip, the user will sprout a full Selleck mustache within seconds. No downside or other effects have been noted, and it seems the artifacts only function is to provide impeccable facial hair..'

Felix's Notes
"Appropriated for "research" purposes. No one tell Pete about this. It's funnier if he thinks he can grow one each night."