Michael Fagan's T-Shirt

Origin
Michale Fagan was an intruder who in 1982 broke into Bukingham Palace. On his first attempt he climbed the palace walls and entered the palace through a window which startled the maid which then calls security but when security arrived he was already gone and the security dismissed her. He then started wandering around the palace halls. He then wanted to go to the toilet and because he did not find any toilets he then urinates on bins labelled "corgi food", later he snuck into Charles's Room and drank half a bottle of wine, He then sat on the throne and viewed some of the art, feeling tired he then promptly leave. On his second attempt he triggered few alarms but the securtiy dissmiss them as being faulty he broke a glass ashtray cutting his hand ad managed to get in to the Queen's Bedroom. The Queen was woken after he opened the curtain on her bed and quickly ran away calling security. He was then put under watch by the Queen's footman Paul Whybrew until the police arrived and arrested him, He was only charged with theft of the wine on his first attempt.