Mitch Hedberg's Glasses

Origin
Mitch Hedberg was a stand-up comedian known for his unique and surreal sense of delivery. His act commonly featured wordplay, one-liners, punchlines and everyday observations about the silliness of life. When a joke met sour review, he would often mock the lousiness of his own material. He suffered from stage fright throughout his career, often performing in sunglasses and looking away from the audience.

Effects
Whatever words the user speaks will ripple out and change the user. Either their physical features and composition of their body will reform, their attitude will shift or circumstances will alter their luck for a short period of time. The user will keep reliving periods of stage fright and apprehension when confronted by any group of people.