Board Thread:The Spiral/@comment-5782071-20131201031651

I literally have half of an entire notebook filled with artifact ideas, but most of them are either here already or just not good enough. I would like to get your opinions on some of them before/if I post them.

1. Yurgen Wattenburg's Bag - Fills itself with necessary provisions for survival. Downside: Fills user's pants with dirt.

2. Jamaica Ginger Bottle - When held, it attacks the central nervous system in a way similar to "J.G. mixed with TOCP", causing paralysis. (I can't remember what J.G. or TOCP are).

3. Lourdes, France Madonna Statue - "Healing powers".

4. King Solomon of Israel's Bottle of Black Glass - "Used to trap a million satanic spirits along with 72 of their kings." (My favorite, but unable to make the effects feasible).

5. Luigi Galvani's Electric Device - Able to revive basic electrical impulses of a deceased body.

6. Mauro Dolce's Seismoloy Chart - Decreases probability of seismic activity in the immediate area. Downside: Increases probability of seismic activity immediately outside of the chart's area.

7. Svetlana Pankratova's Shoes - Increases leg length dramatically.

8. Trevilian of Lyonesse's Horse Saddle - Causes massive flooding in areas of calmness/low danger.

So, any advice? 