User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-1674153-20160124093526

Catherine the Great's Slippers - Stimulates the nerves of the feet to make them ticklish. Prolonged exposure spreads the nature and severity of the effect across the body. Users have been known to be aroused from this.

Andrew Jackson's Bird Cage and Cane - Odd bifurcated artifacts, the bird cage records any and all voices it hears and repeats them when opened, adding vulgarity. The cane amplifies the voice and anger of anyone who uses it, but also serves as a microphone for the bird cage - so a lot of swearing will occur regardless.

1950s Skillet - Used by a housewife in Las Vegas to host her atomic bomb viewing parties, breakfast foods cooked in the pan are irradiated and eventually explode in mini-mushroom clouds.

Radio Tower from the Warsaw Pact invasion of Czechoslovakia - It is currently unknown whether this effects physical reality or mental perception, but tuning into the signal on any radio will change the location of nearby towns and cities.