Thread:Affectos/@comment-4273152-20150303211347/@comment-4273152-20150311053551

He was left alone for ten hours while Alec was at a party. When he got home, the fish had been relocated to the bathtub and Felix was sitting in the empty tank, mostly naked, eating mudcake out of a teapot. Most of the kitchen and dining area was coated in a fine layer of flour and cocoa and three houseplants were on fire.