User blog comment:Affectos/Role-Play 2: An Agent Paradise/@comment-4273152-20130712031230/@comment-5782071-20130718200656

"S'okay. I actually like interacting with the artifacts. Do we still have to polish James Brown's Shoes?" Garrett asked. "Oh, before I forget, I need to send a harmless, Martha Stewart-y artifact to my mother. It's her birthday today. Can I count on your help when this is over?"

(Sorry if Garrett's/I'm being too annoying, talkative, or not moving the plot along well)