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As Aden lost conciousness half a world away, Sandy narrowed his list.

"The glasses are ridiculously sketchy, the ball of string is technically not in our jurisdiction to use, there aren't any ley lines that run to where they are, and the Disintegrater-Replicators are..." Sandy grimaced as he thought of The Fly, "Not appealing in the slightest."

"That leaves...the helmet," Sandy groaned as he thought of Tarnhelm, which besides offering teleportation, shape-shifting, and invisibility, marks the person who uses it for death by the person who loves them most...and also makes them sing in opera during the entire use, just for fun.

"Theoretically, we could give the helmet to Old Bone, since he's already dead...but that would require us getting the helmet to him, and by that time we might as well give him the arrows!" Sandy groaned. "I haven't a clue."