Thread:Wilesjeffery2152/@comment-31772644-20170728050725/@comment-5782071-20170728193817

I know this probably isn't what you had in mind, but this is the first thing that popped into my head:

"Oh no, the world is about to explode, let me escape to an alternate universe where the world doesn't explode and leave the rest of you to sort it out. Good luck!"