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Warren Harding's Silk Pajamas - Imbued with the hidden illicit corruption that Harding's presidency cultivated, when worn the pajamas will teleport the wearer away from stressful stimuli. (Immediately removes itself from situation)

William H. Sewell Jr's Erector Set - Left over pieces from Sewell's construction of one of the first functioning heart pumps and imbued with his creativity, these spare pieces are constantly attaching, unattaching, and reattaching themselves into new configurations. They can be "programmed" to maintain shapes via electrical currents. (Nanobots)