User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-28768732-20160703193124

Here are some more artifact ideas.

Lindsay Broom's Fozzie Doll: A kermit doll bought by a mother named Lindsay Broom for her daughter. Unfortunately, the doll absorbed her fear of puppets. The Fozzie doll gives the user a severe Automatonophobia, or fear of anything that falsely resembles a human thing. Examples include mannequins, animatronics, waxworks, and, of course, puppets. The only way to cure the automatonophobia is to neutralize the artifact.

Skip to My Lou Violin: a violin which absorbed the joy of other people that had played a game of Skip to my Lou. The violin, when played, causes uncontrollable skipping. The skipping can only stop when someone reaches a toilet or someone named Lou.

Original Copy of King Alfred's Grammar: a grammar book that makes the user try to correct other people's grammar. The user will then develop a hatred for ampersands.