Useless Handheld Sharpener

Origin
The precise origins of this sharpener is unknown, however it is presumed to be a frustrated student in the school it was collected from.

Effects
This handheld sharpener is impossible to successfully use. Any pencil inserted will either break upon turning the sharpener, no matter how thick or sturdy the pencil is, or come out poorly sharpened.

Collection
Collected by Arthur Nielson in 2001 from [REDACTED] elementary school, along with a cache of other artifacts.