Thread:Per Ankh/@comment-4273152-20130414054235/@comment-1674153-20130415232942

Sandy grinned, relaxing in what he had by this point claimed as his couch, and proceeded to launch into explanation.

"Well, you see, it all started a few years ago when Agents were picking up Charlie Chaplin's cane and hat. It had landed in Monte Carlo and was being used by the hotel staff to keep unruly visitors quiet whilst the head of the hotel chain was doing a critical inspection. In any event, Professor Draco still hadn't joined the Warehouse team yet, but he was in Monte Carlo for the annual Cat Show of the Rich and Famous and Desperate. His suspicious and cat-like behavior wasn't really all that strange in that crowd, but Agents suspected him of using the then-unidentified artifact, because he had had altercations with nearly every one of the affected guests.

Agents pinned him in his room, and attempted to weasel a confession out of him, posing as room service who brought him a stolen order of alcohol for a bachelorette party upstairs, which were, of course, strawberry daquiries. While he was evading/answering questions, two of the members of the bachelorette party had gone investigating as to what happened to their drinks, and by sheer luck had found the open door with the yelling held their delicious beverages. These two, as you probably guessed, were the two Tai Twins. Their sudden arrival overthrew the entire interrogation, and the Professor jumped out of the window to land nimbly in the pool area below. Unfortunately, he happened to land on the hotel's premium Slip and Slide, though they have a much fancier name for it, and ended up sliding the entire way down into the pool below. Now, being as catty as the Professor is, he immeadiately panicked, flew out of the pool, and ended up in the arms of two delicious Greek and Roman men who were absolutely sexy as all...and the rest is history."