Hole-in-One Golf Club

A golf club of unknown origin, collected by Agent Arthur Neilson from Apollo Beach, Florida in 1988.

Effects
Anyone who uses the golf club will get a hole-in-one all of the time, regardless of how difficult the course is. If the user is not trying to hit at a hole, the artifact will hit whatever target the user is thinking about.

Collection
Agent Neilson collected this artifact from a high school golf team in Apollo Beach, Florida, after one of the students scored an 18 on an 18-hole course at a small competition on a regulation golf course (Par 72), completely blowing away the lowest known recorded record of 55. Things turned against the teen just after Artie snagged the artifact, however, as he was found to be using stimulants, which made his record score suspect. The teen was banned from the sport and called a cheater, as no one believed that he could ever make a score like that, even with stimulants.