User blog comment:Affectos/Role-Play 2: An Agent Paradise/@comment-1674153-20140202005121

The woman blinked in confusion as Bri's artifact-laced words tried to push her towards Bri's suggestion, shaking her head as if to clear her thoughts.

"You don't understand," she stated, biting her lip. "I don't want to meet anyone. I just wanted my favorite character back. They were pulling Tyler Letham away from Helena Winterfield on the Cliffs of the Young." She looked at her assailants, seeing clearly their disbelief.

"I know, I know, it's just a television show. But I needed them to be together. And the actor who plays Tyler, Merrit Barr, was staying at the hotel this week! I thought that maybe I could persuade him to stay on the show!" she explained, gaining a little hysteria with every word.

It was evident to all involved that this woman needed a Tumblr account.

She looked down. "I know I shouldn't have stalked him so much to try and persuade him. Then I remembered that Mr. Barr got all of his acting technique from watching the Days of Our Lives, and I thought I could apologize by sending him a souvenier my club picked up from the show at an auction." She sighed miserably. "I'm sorry for stealing the hourglass from the club!"

(Plot twist!)