User blog:ElsaRules!!!/Spring Cleaning 2014

As usual, Spring Cleaning at the Warehouse is causing many problems for all of the agents in the Warehouse. None more so when one artifact drifts or is accidentally activated, which can cause a chain reaction leading to a massive problem. This year, it has started with a bang.
 * Schrodinger’s Cat was scratching its back on the shelf with the Metal Rooster Statue, causing a swarm of wasps to chase after it all through the Warehouse.
 * Henry Morgan’s Sword has fallen from its shelf, and being left unchecked for too long, it began producing gale force winds which whipped through the Warehouse, activating Alfred Hitchcock’s Pinwheel and Vincent van Gogh’s Stormy Night.
 * The Arc Light from the Iroquois Theater set off a spark which has caused the Glue from Victor Clairmont’s Cabinet Shop to create a large fire.
 * The Toilet Paper Roll has wrapped the entire Samhain Sector in thick toilet paper, making it impossible to cut up by ordinary means.
 * The increased static discharge around the Warehouse has caused John Carl Wilcke’s Rug to increase the amount of static discharge flowing through the Warehouse, and has caused the Science Section to become filled with extreme static orbs constantly coming from the area.
 * Due to the increase in electric flow around the Warehouse, Murray Ball’s Electric Fence has turned the Artifact Atelier into a stylized cartoon with classic cartoon characters running around the area.