Gallagher's Mallet

Origin
Gallagher is an American prop comic known for broad, silly humor followed by smashing watermelons with a mallet. The mallet shtick has been named "the Smash-o-Matic".

Effects
Any object hit with the mallet will explode into junks of watermelon. The watermelon chunks have no residual effects, and have been declared safe to eat. The user will feel the urge to tell corny jokes following each use.

Collection
Pete and Myka collected the mallet from comedian Carrot Top's home after an infestation of fruit bats invaded the attic. Shortly after the Paracelsus incident the back door of the Warehouse became blocked. Steve and Pete had a race using both the mallet and John Henry's Sledge Hammer. While Pete found the mallet to be less labor intensive, he had to concede that it was much stickier. Steve was noted to be grinding his teeth after an hour of Pete's one-liners about airline food.