Board Thread:The Spiral/@comment-4803039-20130715162802

While Nerd may be taking two steps back with his reverse Artifact Challenge, I've had this nagging at me for some time

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As you lazily sit in your office, your Farnsworth rings. Opening it, you see Nikki at what appears to be a bar mitztha.

"We have another soul draining artifact here, but we're also covering for the band, and Tyler is running out of songs from 'Fiddler on the Roof', so we need to find this artifact now!"

The Farnsworth rings again, and switching over, you see Bri appearently backstage in some theater.

"Hey, we were here at broadway to pick up the literal Kinky Boots, but we may have another artifact on our hands.  You see..." As she begins to explain, you see Blaine in a vibrant violet sequined dress with a pair of fake breasts.

"Does this make my butt look big?" He asks aloud.

"...We have a drag Queen Artifact on our hands." Bri sighs, "It's not the boots, we neutralized them, but I'm not leaving til Blaine is out of that dress..." 