Changing the Names of Boring Artifacts

Due to the recent "Apple Mishap", I think it's a good idea for us to place artifacts which need to have their names adjusted to better fit with the style of the Warehouse in a single forum which can be openly discussed. Below are the artifacts whose names, from a preliminary scan of my own, are too bland or simple (any disagreements can be discussed below). Before any change to the artifact's name can be made, there must be a discussion of each name. After at least two names have been suggested for an artifact, a vote will be held in order to change the name. Whichever name gets the most votes will be the artifact's new title. In case neither name suits you, a "None" choice will also be available. If that is the winner of votes, the suggested names will be removed and new names will be offered up instead. There will also be a listing "No Change Needed". Should that win, the Artifact's name will remain as-is unless several people wish for a revote.

If the artifact's creator has a preference to the name change and would rather use a suggested name than have it come to a vote, they may change the name to their preferred choice. If anyone disagrees with the change and wishes it to come to a vote, at least one other name must be given. If there are no other names suggested, the adopted name stands until another one is offered.

And, as much as I shouldn't have to say this, please keep the arguments and discussions civil. There's nothing wrong with a debate of names, and a bit of frustration. But please, keep it civil. No unnecessary name-calling, no hitting below the belt.

A-N

 * 3-D Glasses
 * 15th Century Abacus
 * 17th Century Bifocals
 * 1930s Santa Claus Hat
 * 1940s Damaged Rotary Phone
 * 1950s Police Telephone Box
 * 1950's Refigerator
 * 1950s Skillet
 * 1950s Vegas Poker Deck
 * 1953 Buick Roadmaster
 * 1960s Telephone
 * 1980s Jukebox
 * Aegean Sails
 * Afghan Bronze Vase
 * Alarm Clock
 * Alethiometer
 * Amber Sphere
 * Amber Spyglass
 * Antique Candy Box
 * Apple
 * Doctor Killing Apple (Wiles)
 * Autumn Leaves
 * Bedlam Cot
 * Bethlem Royal Hospital Cot (Elsa)
 * Black Cookie Jar
 * Cavity-Causing Cookie Jar (Elsa)
 * Blendtec Blender
 * Bound and Stuffed Doll
 * Cattle Skull
 * Ceramic Black Buffalo
 * Ceramic Figurine Collection
 * Chi Medallion
 * Chinese Baoding Balls
 * Chinese Chopsticks
 * Chinese Doubling Pot
 * Closet Door
 * Corn Popper
 * Covered Wagon
 * Dental Floss
 * Dental Tools
 * Dirty Mattress
 * DuVall Windshield
 * Falchion
 * Tony Swatton's Falchion (Elsa)
 * Femur Bone
 * Fire Alarm
 * Fire Hose
 * Flower Vase
 * Fork Handles
 * Gear Shift Knob
 * Glass Coca-Cola Bottle
 * Glass Eye
 * Glass Plate
 * Golden Cap
 * Golden Easter Egg
 * Golden Egg
 * Golden Nugget Ashtray
 * Hospital Baby Blanket
 * Hot Wheels Toy Car
 * Hunting Camouflage Outfit
 * Infirmary Pin
 * IPod
 * Iron
 * Jack-in-the-Box
 * Jar of Marbles
 * Jar of Sand
 * Jar of Sugar Plums
 * Jumper Cables
 * Lighter
 * Ming Vase
 * Zhu Yuanzhang's Ming Vase (Gunji)
 * Model 1890
 * Morphers
 * Power Rangers Morphers (Elsa)
 * Morphing Cube
 * The Escafil Device (Per)
 * NES Super Scope
 * NES Zapper
 * North Pole Sign