User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-28768732-20160716224534

Here are some more artifacts I came up with.

Carmen Miranda's Maracas: When the maracas are shaken, the people around the user will start to dance endlessly. The dancing will not stop, even if the maracas stop shaking, so the only way to stop the artifact's effects is to neutralize the artifact.

Dallen Bounds' Butcher Knife: a butcher knife owned by butcher-turned serial killer Dallen Bounds. The butcher knife has the ability to turn any person or object into ham. The knife also gives the user a desire to cut into the ham it creates.

Original Subway Couopn: a coupon from the firsy Subway restaurant that opened in Bridgeport, Connecticut, in 1965. The coupon, when touched, turns the user into a sandwich. It then compels a nearby person to eat the person-turned sandwich unless the artifact is neutralized.

Oven from Guantanamo Bay Prison: an oven that was bought from guantanamo Bay Prison. There, the guards would force feed people who refused to eat their food. The oven, when turned on, creates food that tries to force itself into people's mouths. The food is surprisingly tasty, but people usually run away from it.

Josephine Cochrane's Dishwasher: a dishwasher created by Jisephine Cochrane. When opened, it shoots a beam that molecularly modifies any object into china. People must step out of the way of the beam, lest they turn into china themselves.

Frog Figurine: This particular frog figurine inspired the phrase, "A frog in one's throat". When touched, the user's throat suddenly turns hoarse. The hoarseness eventually turns into a frog that hops out of the user's mouth.

Original Centipede Arcade Machine: This artifact functions as a normal arcade machine. After the arcade machine is played, the user will suddenly vomit a centipede out of their mouth. (This is inspired by a dream I had where I vomited out a centipede.)

Shridhar Chillall's Nail Clippers: a pair of nail clippers belonging to Shridhar Chillall, the man with the world's longest fingernails. The nail clippers make the user's nails grow at a tremendous rate. However, the nails will grow extraordinarily long.