User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160123183255


 * Speaking backwards or in tongues
 * Speaking ancient Welsh
 * Speaking pig Latin
 * Perpetually feeling moist or sweaty
 * Spit blue ink
 * slapping yourself in the face
 * losing bowel control
 * voice changes to a pitch only dogs can hear
 * changes user into half-animal things like a mermaid
 * makes user square dance