Spitball-Producing Straw

Origin
The precise origins of this straw unknown, however it is presumed to be a misbehaving student in the school it was collected from.

Effects
This straw produces an endless amount of spitballs, utilizing the saliva of the user to wet the ammunition. This leaves the user's mouth dry and tasting of paper. The paper itself is only produced at the firing end of the straw, when the user blows into the opposite end. Once the user's mouth is completely drained of saliva, the straw will begin drawing on other bodily fluids in order from least to most important to survival, ending with the victim's own blood.

Collection
Collected by Arthur Nielson in 2001 from [REDACTED] elementary school, along with a cache of other artifacts.