Carl Gugasian's Dirt Bike

Origin
Carl Gugasian had the notion of being a top-notch crook, one of the best in the biz. He prepared beforehand with oodles of preparation before even entering a bank. Most of his targets were rural locations in the Pennsylvania backwater, with slower response times and denser forests to hide. Each hit needed to fit certain criteria: near a freeway, busy operations, open late during fall and winter. To ensure no recognition, Gugasian wore baggy layers to disguise his body shape, a hideous mask to cover his face and an exit within three minutes. And also jumping pole-vaulter style onto the teller’s side. Because.

As soon as he drove away, he hid the loot in a waiting cache, continued to a van and drove them all miles apart from the crime scene. Nobody could track the soloist Friday Night Bank Robber. Until a couple boys found some of his ill-gotten goods. Along with the cash were guns, ammunition, masks, hand-drawn maps, shed clothing and martial arts handbooks. Their presence clued police upon Gugasian who confessed to all charges when arrested in extreme detail.

Effects
Locks onto the nearest location or cluster of services to fulfill their immediate needs. Food, shelter, money all the way to specialized medicines and industrial machinery. Runs silently without making a noise until the tank is empty. Causes the user to forget small details like where they left the car keys or the digits to their security passcode.