User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-1674153-20160331180017

Mary Wortley Montagu's Floristy Gloves - Allows the wearer to communicate with flowers while wearing. They're not amazing conversationalists, by any means, but you never know when you need to interview a daisy.

(This artifact is actually already listed on our Artifact page, so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone.)