Talk:Valentine Aisle/@comment-24588058-20140424020955/@comment-24588058-20150519235559

Okay, so how about this:

Extract of Male Angler Fish: Affects males. Smelling it causes the male to seek out a female who isn't pregnant and start biting her. Eventually, the male fuses into the female, leaving only a pair of testicles on her body. Also makes man constantly hungry.