Vincent Van Gogh's "Still Life With Absinthe"

Origin
Vincent Van Gogh was a famous impressionist painter. He was tormented all of his life with mental illness, made worse with the recreational use of drugs and drinking absinthe. Absinthe, also called "The Green Fairy", was thought to give the drinker hallucinations and erratic behavior.

Effects
When a person gazes at this painting, they feel as though they have drank an entire bottle of absinthe. They will feel nauseous, dizzy, and experience mild hallucinations and affected vision. Due to the relatively easy activation of this artifact, it is wrapped in a thick black-out curtain at all times to avoid even accidental glimpses of it.

Collection
Artie collected this painting privately from the previous owner. He was alerted to the presence of this artifact because every gallery or auction it was presented in turned into what he describes as "a full, bohemian-style kegger".