User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160123185205


 * bees will find you unattractive
 * wallpaper will become sweet like candy
 * wood furniture will grow like a tree
 * dreams about clowns
 * reverses position of orifices
 * urge to brush other people's teeth
 * repeat everything that has been said
 * powered by salsa music
 * makes shadow sensitive to touch
 * boils water in proximity