User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160123185852


 * grows beards on infants
 * bedsheets will feel like sandpaper
 * causes male lactation
 * will create anger towards people from Constantinople
 * Turns teeth into xylophone keys
 * make crickets the size of terriers
 * sandwiches will turn into cardboard
 * makes user's hands sticky
 * rains cranberry juice