Convention Aisle


 * Apeture Science Portal Gun: The version used in the web video "Outside Apeture," this Portal gun can create portals between any two surfaces. User is also immune to effects of high-velocity impacts, particularly ones dealt through the legs (the user would still feel the force of the blow, but it wouldn't translate into any physical injury or pain beyond minor scrapes and bruises). Downsides: while a portal is active, the user becomes mute. Also if Gun is discarded soon after survivng such impacts, collective damage avoided will be inflicted on user all at once.


 * Jimmy Two-Shoes' shoes: Grants Jimmy's agility, flexibility, and healing abilities, allowing the user to have limbs removed at will and reattatched with little to no pain in the process. No real downsides.
 * Percy Jackson's sword, Riptide: This bronze Greek sword will kill anyone using a malicious artifact or using an artifact for evil purposes, turning the person to sand. Will pass through people otherwise. tapping the pommel transforms the weapon into a ball point pen. Removing the cap will return the blade to normal.
 * Tomb Raider Legend Sword: When swung, a wave of green energy slashes away from the sword's unique tip. Named Viracoacha's Staff.
 * Jack Frost's staff - freezes anything it touches or is waved near in a layer of frost. Also makes user immune to frostbite as a required secondary effect. Extended use may be dangerous in a currently unknown manner. Naturally, neutralizer has no real effect on the staff, freezing upon contact. Stored in the Aisle of Noel.
 * Vladimir Tod's Vampiric smiley button: grant's the user heightened vampiric strength, speed telepathy, flight and mind control. Downside: Causes the user to develop a steadily increasing urge to drink blood. The image on the button will change colors depending on the ability used.
 * Red: Strength or inactive
 * Blue: Speed
 * Purple: Telepathy
 * Orange: Flight
 * Yellow-Green: Mind Control
 * Elements of Harmony: 5 necklaces and a tiara
 * Loyalty: makes wearer totally loyal to their friends and/or a certain cause. Downside: can cause blind loyalty
 * Generosity: Makes wearer extremely generous. Downside: Can create a compulsion for the user to give away everything they own
 * Honesty: Removes wearer's ability to lie. Downside: Wearer cannot lie. AT ALL. while wearing it
 * Laughter: makes wearer extremely happy. Downside: Wearer may laugh themself to death
 * Kindness: Makes wearer nice and want to help out others. Downside: Wearer may want to help anyone with anything. Literally anything.
 * Magic: Grants magical powers. Downside: Powers may be too much to control.
 * 7 life-size models of a Halo Activation Index: A T-shaped piece of metal embedded with lights (Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet, each coresponding to a Halo Array Installations. Green = Installation 04, etc.). With the words "Light the Rings" (a reference to the game's lighting of the Halo Arrays), it will instantaneously kill any creature with brain capacity greater than or equal to that of an average human (excluding those protected by a Protection-based artifact such as the Regi Trio statues or the Remati Shackle) in a flash of the coresponding light, leaving everything else unscathed within a two-mile radius. If all seven are used at once, they will kill every human on the planet (with the above exception) due to the Indexes 'sensing' the activation of the others and increasing their power.
 * Daniel "Danny Phantom" Fenton's Hazmat suit: Grants the wearer Ghost-like powers including Intangibility, Invisibility, Enhanced strength, stamina and endurance, Flight, Ectoplasmic energy blasts, Banshee wail (sonic waves emitted from the wearer's voice and infused with ectoplasmic energy), and Cyrokinesis. Also allows user to see and interact with demons and ghosts. Downside: turns hair permanently snow white. Eyes will glow green during use, and return to normal when removed. Appearance: A one-piece Hazmat suit. Dominantly black with white gloves, boots, belt and collar. Danny Phantom's logo (also white) is on the chest.
 * Coraline's Doll: Causes holder to hallucinate of a much better life, especially on kids, but slowly drains out their soul. When this happens, the doll morphs from it's standard appearance (the form it has in the film) to the appearance of whomever's being affected. Inspired the story of Coraline.
 * Norman Babcock's hoodie: A plain red pullover hoodie. Allows user to see and talk to ghosts, but makes user appear crazy and become a loner as they begin to prefer the company of the dead to that of the living. Inspired the story of ParaNorman.
 * Razputin Aquato's goggles: Brown with red lenses, these goggles were part of a cosplay outfit prior to collection. They grant the wearer psychic abilities such as telekinesis, levitation, Confusion generation, pyrokinesis, Psychic shield, Invisibility (manipulation of nearby minds to believe the user is invisible), and clairvoyance. Downside: May cause insanity, but only on those who are emotionally unstable while wearing it.
 * Original thneed: The same one depicted in Dr. Seuss' The Lorax, it can be used for just about literally every purpose. Downside, generates a strong feeling of guilt.

Lantern Corps Rings
A set of Lantern corps Rings. They not only have the same affects as those in the comics, but unique affects as well.*Red: Increases/induces a blood-boiling rage. Pray for mercy if you piss the wearer off. Not that you'll get any unless the ring is ripped off their finger.
 * Orange: causes intense feelings of Greed.
 * Yellow: Induces mind-numbing fear. The wearer will want to destroy whatever scares him/her. Not a good accessory on Halloween!
 * Green: Grants enough raw willpower to overcome any obstacle.
 * Blue: Induces Hope. Aside from Green, Indigo, and White, this one is the "nicest.
 * Indigo: Induces Compassion. The wearer will attempt to help and/or comfort anyone in need. Can also help remove suicidal thoughts if used with Blue.
 * Violet (Star Sapphire): Induces a powerful feeling of Love. Similar to the effects of the average Aphrodisiac (sp?).
 * Black: Kills the person wearing it, and turns them into a zombie. Zombie will then conjure illusions of more Black Rings. If they touch you, you become a zombie as well.
 * White: Reverses the affects of Black and negates the emotional affects of all rings.

Pokemon Artifacts
Please note: Repeated use of the following artifacts will drain the user's life force if not given time to recharge.*Poke Ball - Allows user to use any known Pokemon Move, from Absorb to the almighty Judgement. Requires knowledge of the attacks (meaning only a Pokemon fan can use it properly).===Creation Quartet===* Arceus' Plates. Each one grants you power over the 'type' it symbolizes. (Meadow grants control of Plant life, Flame= fire, Icicle=Ice, Spooky=Ghosts, Dread=Shadows, etc) Repeated use will drain the user of their life force. Irreversable unless user is seperated from Plates. There are 16 total. Attempting to use them all at once will drain your life force instantly and accomplish nothing.* Dialga's Diamond: An adamant sphere of blue diamond attatched to a leather string, it grants total control over time, but repeated uses, or uses out of greed, may transform the user into a diamond statue, which will then crumble to dust. Irreversable unless seperated from artifact.* Palkia's Pearl: A lustrous pink pearl attatched to a leather cord, it grants the user total control over space. Repeated use, or greed, will encase the user into a pearl, which then fades away. Irreversable unless seperated from artifact.* Giratina's Platinum: A griseous platinum sphere attatched to a leather cord. Grants user power over dark and antimatter. Repeated use will... just don't. It isn't pretty. At all.=== Lugia and Ho-oh===* Silver wing: A strange feather-shaped piece of silver that grants protection from drowning, 'the bends', and undersea pressure. Works best under full moon. Can be used to calm any and all of the Bird Trio Spheres. Will be activated using the word "Lugia" or upon hearing the first 6 notes of Lugia's song.* Rainbow wing: Made of an Unknown material. Has simiar powers to the Pheonix, but without the nasty side-affect.=== Bird Trio===* Ice Sphere: Summons a blizzard. If used between the winter solstice and vernal equinox, the user will turn into an ice sculpture. Activated and deactivated using the word "Articuno"* Lightning sphere: summons a bolt of lightning. If used between vernal equinox and summer solstice, user will die of electrocution. Activated and deactivated using the word "Zapdos"* Fire Sphere: summons a jet of flame. If used between Summer solstice and autumnal equinox, user will be incinerated. Activated and deactivated using the word "Moltres"All are safe for use during autumn. If only one is active, it will be affected normally by Neutralizer. If two or three are active, Neutralizer will transform into ice, explode, or boil. Use Silver Wing (described earlier) to calm them instead.===Weather Trio=== * Red Orb: Creates a draught zone by banishing any and all clouds in the area and increasing sunlight. If left unattended, effect will cover globe and proceed to boil away the oceans. While active, user is granted geokinetic powers Can be used to stop natural floods. Activated and deactivated using the word "Groudon"* Blue Orb: Creates a diluvial zone by summoning clouds (will conjure them from nowhere if necessary) and increasing rainfall. If left unattended, effect will cover the globe and flood the entire planet. While active, user has hydrokinetic powers. Can be used to stop natural droughts. Activated and deactivated using the word "Kyogre"If both orbs are activated, the point where the effects meet will go nuts. The weather will randomly alternate between blindingly hot sunlight and torrential downpours. the Neutralizer will not work if both are active. The closer the orbs get to eachother, the crazier the weather will get between them. Oddly, this is the only way to calm them both at once safely.* Jade Orb: Creates an area of perfect weather by overriding the weather of the immediate area. While active, user has aerokinetic powers. Activated and deactivated using the word "Rayquaza" If both Orbs are active, this will calm them both. === Other Legendaries===*Soul Dew: This orb can release a flash of hard light at the target. Activated with "Latios." Prefers male users.*Enigma Stone: Posesses the same effect as it's "brother" the soul Dew. Activated with "Latias." Prefers female users.*Dark Stone: This black sphere of marble unleashes a powerful thunder bolt with a VERY high chance of severely electrocuting the target. "Zekrom" Power will double if used soon after the White Stone is used. Prefers people who value ideals.*Light Stone: This white marble sphere unleashes a torrent of blue fire with a VERY high chance of third degree burns being given by the target. "Reshiram" Power will double if used soon after the Dark Stone is used. Prefers people who value truth.