Miyata Unicycle

Origin
It is unknown how the unicycle became an artifact, but it is said that the unicycle belonged to a person who tried to make the world record for longest time riding a unicycle while juggling. So he would sit on the unicycle for hours on end juggling anything he can grab, but he could never do it and end up falling over.

Today
These were one of the completely random artifacts that Mr. Kipling came across. He was wandering through San Fransisco late one night when he came across a juggler riding a unicycle on a pier. When the man noticed Mr. Kipling he begged to be helped, as he was riding the unicycle for the past 8 hours and couldn't stop. Mr. Kipling was a little skeptical, but he noticed that the person was juggling things like knives, rocks, and other random objects and his hands were bleeding. He did the only thing he could think of, he shoved the person off. It worked, the person fell and stayed where they were, which told Mr. Kipling that the unicycle only worked if one were to sit on it. So he sent the man to the hospital and took the unicycle to the warehouse, were he separated the wheel from the frame so no one could ride it.