Daniel Shays' Shovel

Origin
Daniel Shays (c.1747 – September 29, 1825) was an American soldier, revolutionary, and farmer famous for being one of the leaders of Shays' Rebellion, a populist uprising against oppressive debt collection and tax policies in Massachusetts in 1786 and 1787.

Effect
When held, the user will attack any political leaders nearby, often with the shovel itself.