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Benjamin Franklin's Glass Harmonica: a glass harmonica created by Benjamin Franklin. When music is played on the harmonica, it emits tones that turn any person into glass. However, one must wear headphones when using this artifact, or they will turn into glass too.

Joseph Swan's Electric Light: an electric light invented by Joesph Swan, who created an electrical light in 1879. The electric light, when turned on, extrudes a solid light substance. The light substance is very flexible, but it can break easily.

O-yoroi Armor: a suit of Samurai armor that absorbed it's owner's fascination with the skies. The O-yoroi armor has hidden wings that use wind bursts to propel the user and enhance their flight. However, the suit of armor is very heavy, and it is prone to lowering its flight.

Roman Pig Statue: Back then, people used to speak dog latin, a language made of fake Latin words. It eventually changed into Hog Latin, then Pig Latin. This Roman pig statue has inspired the Pig Latin language. This Roman pig statue, when touched, makes the user speak Pig Latin. The user will be unable to stop speaking Pig Latin until the artifact is neutralized.

Lebron James' Headband: a headband that belonged to Lebron James, a famous basketball player. The headband increases sweat production in the human body, making the user feel perpetually sweaty.

Moe Howard's Necktie: a necktie owned by Moe Howard, one of the Three Stooges. When worn, the necktie makes the user slap himself. If there are other people nearby, it makes the user slap them.

Original Punch and Judy Puppets: a duo of puppets that absorbed the mindless violence of the Punch and Judy Puppet show. The puppets attach themselves to the user's hands and start to attack each other. They may occasionally try to attack others. The user eventually develops a fear of puppets from watching the puppets fight themselves. The fear of puppets may be cured with standard fear-repelling artifacts.

Original Planters Peanut Case: a case with various preserved peanuts in it. When the peanuts are eaten, they eliminate any and all allergies. However, the user will eventually develop a sudden allergy to pistachios, ironically.

Stone-changing Cheese Knife: a cheese knife of unknown origin. The cheese knife has the ability to cut through stone. The stone eventually turns into cheese. When eaten, the cheese turns the user into stone.

Ric Silver's Shoes: a pair of shoes owned by Ric Silver, creator of the Electric Slide. These shoes allow the user to perform the Electric Slide with ease. However, the shoes also make passerby do the electric slide as well.