User blog comment:Prof. Draco/A new arrival/@comment-5078776-20140308035423/@comment-4820455-20140308062251

"Man, alot of this stuff is just useless junk" Barlett exclaimed still walking, examining the aisles back and forth with all the artifacts silently sitting on the shelves.

"This stuff isn't art, it's not even worth a dirty old penny" Thought Barlett "Is that a rusty old tin can....it is...."

Barlett walked, laughing at the 'Priceless artifacts' as he passed each and every one. All except one, that caught his attention, a bust of Abe Lincoln.

"Now, that can pass off as priceless" Whispered Barlett as he examined the smallish bust of the great emancipator.

"Most likely a fake" Barlett said as he leaned in closer.

"FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN YEARS AGO" Exclaimed the suddenly brought to life bust.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Screamed Barlett.

He toppled backwards as his back hit the other aisle next to a, Mannequin. Which turned it's head towards Barlett and made it's limited moveable arm down onto his shoulder.

"GAHH" Barlett Screamed again.

Barlett ran back into the middle of the aisle, hoping nothing else would surprise him. He ran up to the bust of Abe and looked at the tag below, it read:

Item(s): Gutzon Borglum's Bust of Presidential Figures. 4 Busts collected.

Origin: Washington Monument Pre-Designs. Borglum's Art Gallery.

Effects: When in the proximity of a person talking, busts come to life and repeat famous quotes and or speeches.

"Im-Im-Impossible" Mumbled Barlett. "Alright, enough of this, find that Felix guy's office"

Barlett pondered and took a big whiff from the air of the surrounding area.

"Is that....Catnip?" Said Barlett with a raised brow. "Wait a minute..."