Paul Reubens' Rouge

Origins
Paul Reubens is an American actor, writer, film producer, game show host, and comedian, best known for his character Pee-wee Herman. Portrayed as a child-like man with a grey suit, red bowtie and rosy cheeks, Pee-wee became a popular figure in the 1980s with his children's show Pee-wee's Playhouse.

Effects
Wearing the blush will make the user believe they are a child of around eight or nine, despite any and all evidence to the contrary. They may become highly energetic, prone to quick changes in temperament, loud and lose all sense of decorum.

Other children tend to find this behavior immensely entertaining and have to issues including the individual in any games or activities. Adults seem to find the opposite, and tend to be extremely disturbed and even frightened by the affected. This has so far not been determined as an artifact effect, but simply rational human nature.

Collection
The artifact is still in the possession of either Paul Ruebens or a member of his make-up staff. It was identified by a HARP member during a Halloween screening of ''Pee-wee's Big Adventure. It's exact location is currently unknown, but eyes are currently on the set of Pee-wee's Big Holiday.''