User blog comment:Prof. Draco/RP/ Cursed be he.../@comment-4273152-20130510015917/@comment-1674153-20130511052112

As soon as Gloria was back in the room, the chill came with her, as she was still wearing the hat.

However, instead of looking distressed at this turn of events, Ms. Von Dichi merely smiled.

"Oh, I wasn't expecting to actually escape. One in my position doesn't miss out on hearing about famous artifacts that just vanish off the grid, nor are they hestitant in figuring out who is doing it. Did you children really believe that no one noticed some of your pickings, even when you left a reasonable facsimile?"

"I have to say, it is a little different meeting you in the flesh then digging information out on all of you. But thankfully, before one of my associates was killed getting a certain mask, he generously got me access to an artifact I think you would be very interested in, Mr. Taylor."

She reached into her pocket as she spoke. "It seems someone, perhaps Andrew Hussie or a devoted fan, managed to create an actual Homestuck game. Fascinating, really. I believe it had something to do with a Tulpa effect, though it hardly matters. You see, I managed to pull out a little something from the game, using Miss Karen Eiffel's keyboard." She brought forth from her pocket a miniature, grandfather clock, where the second hand ticked back and forth between 'Just' and 'Heroic.'

"Harm me, and I'll stop your clock."

(Honestly, I'm grasping at straws right now - I haven't read Homestuck, I don't get it, I have no idea how one is supposed to go against someone from the god-tier. I just read about this clock and figured I'd give it a shot.)