Werner Thomas' Accordion

Origin
Werner Thomas was the writer of the popular song, "The Funky Chicken". The song has delighted and irritated wedding guests and roller discos for decades.

Usage
When squeezed, the accordion will continuously play "The Funky Chicken", forcing everyone who listens to dance the accompanying dance. Those that listen for one hour will become giant anthropomorphic chickens.

Collection
Artie collected this from a wedding reception gone wrong. Luckily he was able to neutralize the artifact, changing all the wedding guests back to humans.