First Monthly Palooza

Greetings to all you hibernators and exercise procrastinators! It’s already been a wild month to start off the year, and February shows no signs of stopping that trend. As we look forwards and cross our fingers for good fortune (and maybe a “neglected” chocolate box), we also reflect upon cases of past years, with all the close calls and near misses.

The agents look back upon dusty Warehouse case files to find clues to absent artifacts and continually update the knowledge base into digital format. To break the surefired tedium of this work, agents have been known to search for only specifically themed records to make the work more interesting. For the current search, agents are focusing only on February timed births, deaths and other events.

Each user suggest an artifact for any day. However, to prevent overpopulation, once a day reaches three separate artifacts, it will be closed out. The challenge will last until each day possesses at least two artifacts. Now, fly my lovelies!

February 1

 * Yevgeny Zamyatin’s Radiator: Author of the novel We, taking place in a futuristic police state. Originally written as a thinly veiled satire about the Communist Party, We became the first work banned under Soviet censorship. Ultimately, Zamyatin arranged for We to be smuggled to the West for publication, inspiring more famous dystopian novels such as Brave New World and Nineteen Eighty-Four. Letting it heat somebody up will get the subject a small trickling of power, allowing them to rewrite reality into more pronounced versions of themselves, especially injustices and problems they personally experience. Slowly turns the surrounding area into a dystopia filled with decay, sickness and suffering.