User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160525105246

Here are some more crazy effects. Work has finally slowed down so I can work on the sight a little more.

User becomes target of practical jokes Gives user a lisp Teeth begin to separate in mouth forming large gaps Causes kidney stones Allows rapid movement but only diagonally Murphy’s law, everything that can go wrong will go wrong Absorb information in books by licking them User will dream of electric sheep, but what robots dream of is unknown Removes all empathy User will feel the physical pain of others Causes morning sickness and spontaneous glowing Intense sensitivity to loud noises Tone-deafness Urge to get married immediately Causes hoarding tendencies Craving for dog food or animal food pellets Feel the vibrations in the soil like a worm Ability to compress body to slide under doors Gardens will grow human organs User will produce a foul body odor to fend off attackers Obsession with solving crimes Wakes everyone in a 7km radius up at exactly sunrise User will hear a ticking clock when danger approaches Rolling dice will always result in snake eyes User will believe that they are a child Only talk using movie quotes Rhyming causes user to spit fire, mores rhymes the hotter the blaze Makes users fingernails a sharp as razors