User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160608035647

Develops an allergy to coffee

imperfectly converts standard to metric and vice versa, e.i. something that is 3 feet becomes 3 meters, something that is 1 pound becomes 1 gram.

User sees the floor as lava

user can stick things to other things as if they have been glued.

develop and aversion to fried food

smells the scent of magnolia blossoms

footprints appear randomly on freshly cleaned floors