Sheet Music of Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz

Origin
Little is known about the life of John Stump, indeed his work was not even known to the public until after his 2006 death. Most accounts of him come from his family, who described him as thoughtful, funny and brilliant, with a contempt for societies veiw of him. His most famous work today is a musical piece titled Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz, no doubt written as an unplayable satirical piece. Nevertheless, enterprising internet go-ers have found ways of performing the work.

Effects
When a tune, even a monotone whistle, is played around the sheet, it will begin to play the Waltz, complete with visual hallucinations consistant with the odd annotations. This performance is so eccentric and mesmerising, it competely entrances the listeners, rendering them oblivious to external stimuli. When the piece is complete, it will fly as if on a breeze back to the last person who touched it.

It was collected by Felix Draco some time prior to his hiring.