User blog:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed

We need some more crazy artifacts. We just do. Ones that are really strange or that just make you go "what the hell?". Original artifacts like the Spine of Saracen, creative ones like the Baylor Dodgeball and powerful ones like the Honjo Masamune. Here are some possible effects, a few which may be too wild to actually work. Come up with an origin, alter the effects where seen fit, and add your own ideas to the list.

Possible Affects Include But are not Limited To...

 * X-ray touch
 * Restores lost civilizations
 * A lost and found
 * Mechanical breath
 * Fires created from dirt and sand
 * Makes objects destructively vibrate
 * Causes ideas to come to life
 * Liquids become self-autonomous
 * Turns objects into rain
 * Replaces bone with steel, blood with jelly
 * Separates matter on an atomic level
 * Creates a land-based whirlpool
 * Drawings and symbols become protective barriers
 * Giant rubber duck
 * Air activated power source
 * Hallucinatory causing light
 * Makes the environment recound the truth
 * Explodes radioactive eggs
 * Acidifies the sky
 * Creates storms of ______
 * Increases elasticity
 * Unleashes an army of lava creatures
 * Soldifies light
 * Flight enhancing armor
 * Reverses damage
 * Will make people into digging creatures
 * Cats become four times larger
 * Exploration of cyberspace
 * Gives periods of enlightenment
 * Shifts around cities
 * Plays mariachi music