User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160204013333


 * ability to artistically carve vegetables
 * mimic the voices of others
 * pass large objects through your nose
 * mastery of double dutch
 * makes other plants grow as fast as kudzu
 * water glasses that play music when you fill them
 * shatter glass with your burps
 * be witty at parties
 * sticks users feet to the floor