Woodstock Speakers

Origin
The Woodstock Music & Art Fair—informally, the Woodstock Festival or simply Woodstock—was a music festival, billed as "An Aquarian Exposition: 3 Days of Peace & Music". It was held at Max Yasgur's 600-acre dairy farm in the Catskills near the hamlet of White Lake in the town of Bethel, New York, from August 15 to 18, 1969. During the sometimes rainy weekend, 32 acts performed outdoors before an audience of 400,000 young people. It is widely regarded as a pivotal moment in popular music history.

Effects
When music is played through this set of 27 speakers, listeners will experience a range of different effects depending on the tune. Some songs provoke certain intense emotions, some physical sensations. In all cases, the feeling relate directly to the melody or lyrics of the song. During use, listeners tend to act as if intoxicated by hallucinogens, particularly marijuana or LSD.

Felix's Notes
"I tried to use this thing a few times during my experiments. 'Can You Feel the Love Tonight' was a hit in the coffee bar. I think I kick-started three relationships that night. 'Firestarter' was, admittedly, a poor choice, and it resulted in Mrs. F banning me from this artifact. According to Blaine, something similar happened in Eureka once. Should look into that, may have interesting therapeutic properties."