Halloween Apple

Effects
This artifact is a nasty piece all of its own, and was narrowly collected before it worked its effects on a Halloween party that could have gone really bad. The apple is a beautifully rosy color, drawing people in to take a bite - but like the apple from the Snow White fairy tale (Kept in Aisle XI-399), this must not happen.

Somehow, this apple has absorbed all of the Horror Stories from Trick-or-Treating that have existed since the 1960s. As soon as the apple touches the lips of a person, all sorts of mayhem can occur. Documented effects include the materialization of razor blades in the victim's mouth, household poisons secreting from the skin of the apple (some of which are more sleep inducing than actually poisoning), and symptoms similar to severe allergic reactions. Which of these occur seems entirely up to the apple.