William Sianis' Goat Horns

Origins
While many Warehouse Agents are unsure as to whether this artifact truly belongs in this section, it is good policy to never express that sentiment out loud, as it may irritate the very nature of this artifact.

William Sianis was a tavern owner in Chicago, who renamed his bar from the Lincoln Tavern to that of the Billy Goat Tavern, inspired by his recently found baby goat, which he named Murphy. Murphy became the bar's mascot, and Sianis would often sneak Murphy into public areas for publicity stunts. In 1945, Sianis, a dedicated fan of the Chicago Cubs, bought two tickets for one of their games - one for him, and the other for Murphy. Murphy and Sianis were allowed to parade along the baseball field before the game as a testament to Chicago and in a sportsmanship jeer of the opposing team.

For the rest of the game, the two sat in their seats and watched the game, until official personnel asked Sianis to remove himself and his goat from the stadium due to surrounding fans' complaints that the smell from Murphy was unpleasant. Outraged at this indecency to his self and to his goat, William Sianis cursed the Chicago Cubs, saying they would never win another World Series title, a curse which appears to be in place to this day, as the Cubs have yet to win a World Series in a little over a century, nor a National League Pennant since 1945.

Effects
The horns seem to be the current source of this curse - toying with the horns while the Cubs are playing have proven to dramatically fluctuate game events, such as the score or umpire rulings or if the bat is suddenly two inches too high. Interestingly, if the horn's come into contact with someone they particularly connect with positively, that person shall experience an increase in fortune and respect.