Lunchlady Hairnet

Origin
The precise origin of these artifacts are unknown, but it is presumed to be an unfortunately talentless lunch lady.

Effects
When worn, the wearer of this hairnet will be unable to prepare any decent food, no matter any previous talent. If a recipe is followed, the hairnet will manipulate probability to eventually ruin the meal.

Collection
Collected by Arthur Nielson in 2001 from [REDACTED] elementary school, along with a cache of other artifacts.