User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160123184521


 * user will become magnetic to pudding or other soft-solids
 * User will develop an obsession with making shoes
 * sneezing fire
 * boils that pop like bubble wrap
 * uncontrollable break-dancing
 * spontaneous yodeling
 * hair growth on the soles of feet
 * growing a camel hump filled with water
 * farts lemon scented air