User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-1674153-20160403040153

George Carlin's Microphone - Dries the immeadiate area of moisture. (Solidfies cement and dries paint)

Cesira Ferrani's Atomizer - Spraying it's mist into the mouth will heighten the user's vocal pitch for a few hours. Overuse increases the pitch, raising to ultrasonic levels. The higher the pitch, however, the shorter the effects last. (Boils water)

The Zodiac Lifeboat, by the by, was for the flipping things upside down prompt. And the Gravy Boat was for the sweating of gravy.