User blog comment:Prof. Draco/A new arrival/@comment-4820455-20140330042822/@comment-4820455-20140330054935

"Ahem. Five officers, Andrew Goddard, Joel Aquino, Miguel Seaman, Antonio Plummer and Howard Beaver." Said Artie reading aloud from the computer. "Chased three unidentified men for dumping buckets of paint on fashion show models for i don't know what, once they caught up with them, the cops chasing them suddenly broke down and started beating each other"

"With no explanation. Gotta be an artifact..."