Talk:Artifact Auction/@comment-1674153-20161018150154

''Henry VIII likely didn't wear a wedding ring, as the double ring ceremony that we know today is an American concept. So, I went with his first wife's ring. ''

Catherine of Aragon's Wedding Ring - Infused with her anguish and conviction, the ring was returned to her former husband Henry VIII upon her death. So long as it makes contact with the skin, it blinds anyone who touches it from being able to see anything but the ring.

Jethro Tull's Hoe - When put to dirt, creates perfectly straight rows of soil. Plants caught in these rows experience considerable growth, and the further from the hoe's point of origin they are the more they grow.

Abraham Ulrikib's Caribou Pelt - Infused with Abraham and his family's despair, the pelt ensares anyone who touches it, making it impossible for them to move.

Frankie Avalon's Original Twilight Tan Formula - Works a bit too well. Specifically designed to look and last like a natural tan, the formula permeates skin cells so as to allow the dihydroxyacetone to produce more melanoidins. Test subjects enjoyed a golden skin tone before bursting into flames.