Brendan O'Carroll's Garters

Origin
Brendan O'Carroll is an Irish writer, producer, comedian, actor, and director. He is best known for his in-drag portrayal of foul-mouthed matriarch Agnes Brown in the BBC television sitcom Mrs. Brown's Boys.

Effects
When worn by a male over the age of puberty, they will begin to develop strong maternal instincts. Anyone they consider 'family' will come under their protection. Prolonged use expands upon the effects, making the wearer subconsciously dress and act like a sharp-witted aging mother. The user may also experience an aversion to Catholic priests after use.