User blog comment:Mr.123/Crazy effects needed/@comment-26382736-20160731043753

More crazy effects!
 * develop a knack for interior design
 * lips are stuck in a pout expression
 * extreme sensitivity to touch
 * skin secrets slippery grease
 * vultures will circle overhead
 * makes user freeze for 17 minutes without knowing time has passed
 * uncontrollable winking
 * comedic clumsiness
 * makes mucus glow
 * user can predict the future, but some details will be wrong or obscure
 * only activates on bank holidays
 * everything touched begins to be drained of color, leaving it gray
 * causes lockjaw
 * cures hemorrhoids
 * turns kidney stones into diamonds
 * roller coaster that feeds on adrenaline
 * breaks objects into puzzle pieces
 * shrinks objects to 1/10th of their original size
 * desire to draw on walls
 * convinces user that it is his/her birthday
 * makes user remember their worst memory
 * makes user think that others are staring
 * makes user as flat and billowy as a sail
 * summons hobos/drifters/the indigent
 * protects from sickness for one day
 * causes constipation
 * removes ability to read and write
 * dries out skin
 * distorts users image in mirrors
 * gives ability to sing the whistle pitch - Minnie Riperton
 * hair recedes back into users head