User blog comment:Mr.123/Spring Cleaning 2019/@comment-24588058-20190320212900/@comment-24588058-20190321211312

I had the same issue of escaping, but I had considered Joseph Bolitho Johns’ Axe. The only thing is that I don't know if it'll work; my hesitation, which of course extends to all feasible artifacts, original or existing, from the Escape Section (barring D.B. Cooper's Parachute or Ripcord, though the former never had its effects explained, here or in canon, and I think the Ripcord's implied effects may eliminate its effectiveness), comes from the scene when Pete tries to break through the window, only to fly through the other window. It makes me think that, even with an artifact, without damage to the painting (a feat easily achieved by the scissors in the drawer) the B&B will simply put you wherever it wishes. If that's the case, then the only solution would be the painting.
 * As a side note, I figured the painting recovers after a short time, given that there is no other damage aside from the Claudia-shaped hole in the roof to the rest of the house.

Regardless of the latter issue, it's plausible we could combine our ideas. An anti-domestic artifact which causes unusual reactions when placed in a house. The only things that would need solved would be possible origins, more specific effects, and how/why it is in the house (perhaps it hates domesticity and goes into it to destroy it, or maybe it's strangely drawn to them despite the hatred?).