Thread:Garr9988/@comment-5782071-20171231062345

A few months ago I was gifted a faux-bronze unicorn statuette by my great grandmother, and I thought it would make a great artifact at some point. The only issue is who it belongs to, which determines what it does.

Wikipedia has over 500 pages with the word "Unicorn" and after scrolling through the first 500, I was too burnt out to look at the rest. So, here are the options I have so far that I think fit the best:

1. W. Franklin Dove - A biologist who conducted a successful "unicorn" experiment

2. Ira Einhorn - An environmental activist who killed his ex-girlfriend and called himself "The Unicorn" & was dubbed "The Unicorn Killer" (since his last name is literally "Unicorn" in German - cool, right?)

3. Peter S. Beagle - Author of the famous "The Last Unicorn", which I haven't read.

4. Dorothy Stratten - A Playboy model and actress murdered by her pimp and husband Paul Snider, and the focus of the book and documentary "The Killing of the Unicorn".

I'll try to remember to post a picture of the statue at some point. 