Johannes Brahms' Coffee Creamer

Origin
Johannes Brahms was a German composer and pianist known for being an extreme perfectionist, working for 15 years on his First Symphony, but still destroyed the original version of it after its first few performance, and once claimed have stated that he once destroyed 20 string quartets before that. Brahms is also known for visiting the Viennese coffee house "The Red Hedgehog" daily, as well as his behavior which included, despite his wealth, habitually walking with his hands behind his back, wearing cheap clothing, and often not wearing socks.

Effects
Consumption of the cream the artifact produces can inflict the drinker with a powerful sense of perfectionism, which can be both helpful and harmful, as users will be able to use their attention to perfecting details to their advantage whilst also obsessing over them to a dangerous degree at the expense of themselves and others. Drinking the cream will also cause users to despise socks of any kind.