Frank Sinatra's "Songs for Swinging Lovers" Record

Origin
Michael and Margaret Smith met each other in their early twenties. On October 22nd, 1980, they celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary in their shared room at the senior citizen's home. They danced and played their favorite record, a collection of Frank Sinatra's greatest hits. While they danced they remembered the loving moments that they had shared over the years, and how their love for each other kept them going. Their love and nostalgia imprinted onto the recorded.

Usage
When placed in a circle, the drums will begin playing by themselves. They will produce a soothing rhythm that mimics many hearts beating as one. All listeners will feel relaxed and peaceful. The drums will immediately stop playing when one of them is taken out of the circle formation. The drums have a maximum effect radius of thirty feet.

Collection
As they finished their dance the couple found that they had both been rejuvenated back to their twenties. After tracking the missing persons report, James McPherson found them hiding in a motel. In exchange for surrendering the record peacefully, Mrs. Frederick agreed to place them both into the witness relocation program so that they may live their new lives in peace. James thanked her, and commented on how underneath her exterior she was "a big softie". He spent the next three weeks on neutralizer-pipe unclogging duty.